Was Tonto Dikeh Taking A Stopwatch To The Bedroom To Time Her Man?

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Was Tonto Dikeh Taking A Stopwatch To The Bedroom To Time Her Man?

By Gbenga Omotosho

The Tonto Dikeh allegation of 40 seconds bedroom show has provoked many questions, which marriage counsellors, psychologists, medical experts and ancillary professionals will have to answer. This, being a family paper, I will not list some of the posers being raised by observers of this matter so as not to offend the sensibility of the reader.

Why will a woman bring into the open the salacious details of her ex-husband’s concupiscence competence? What has time got to do with it? Is it a general problem or one that is peculiar to philanderers and lotharios among who Tonto Dikeh has numbered her ex? Did she complain to him and what did he do to reverse the situation? Is it right for women to go public with such erotic grievances? Is this also part of the Beijing spirit? Will other women embrace Tonto’s formula to whip their ex into line?.

One would have thought that Tonto’s testimony is the stuff for hair dressing salon gossip. Wrong. Now, it has set the social media on fire. Even if the actress had insisted on talking about it, why bring in her son? In future when his mates begin to taunt him with his mum’s assertion about his dad’s bedroom report card as signed by his ex, his mom, what will the poor boy do?

Is 40 seconds medically realistic? Was the star just being hyperbolic to stress the fact that, in her words, Churchill would “not last more than 40 seconds?” Is it possible to get wrapped up in such an erotic act and, at the same time, keep the time? Was Tonto taking a stopwatch to the bedroom to time her man? Was the man aware that he was being timed? Can the actress prove her assertion? How? Video? Mere oral evidence? A medical report? Witnesses? These are just a few of the questions her fans – and foes – have been asking.

Her Nollywood colleagues have been screaming: “Ah, incredible!”. Churchill, it is to be noted, has not said a word in his own defence against what some men have described as a grave allegation. He has taken it all on the chin. Trust the busybodies; they have been asking: “Is he guilty? Why will a man keep quiet about such a serious allegation? Does he need help? Is the woman perfect; why not release details of her shortcomings?”

Some charlatans have been recommending their so-called remedies to Churchill – unsolicited. Thankfully, there are no reports that he has accepted any of their prescriptions. An overzealous fellow listed the remedies he said Churchill could try – Jigijigi, Ogidiga, Manpower, Alomo, Pakurumo, Fodo, Afato, Eruku, Flusher, Bazooka, Osomo, Wiper, Kick and Start, and many others.

Their potency, claim the self-acclaimed exports, is not doubtful.

11 thoughts on “Was Tonto Dikeh Taking A Stopwatch To The Bedroom To Time Her Man?

  1. Please save my eyes, stop talking about this irritant.
    Any news about Tonto dikeh irritates me. I just hate her character.
    I blame Kunle Dikko Churchill for dragging his family to this low-life bisexual fraudster

  2. She just needs to go back to her career, though, that’s how I see all these happening now, from born again, to radical for Christ and bedroom confession, only she is overacting them.

    One observation I made is most women are not happy with their husband, hence they are all in support of her, the feminist’s agenda is playing out seriously, if not for natural and procreation sake, sex dolls will be a good option.

  3. This Tonto Dike is so shameless that I even feel ashamed listening to her nonsense . Please NG stop posting any news that concerns this individual as this makes her think she is relevant. Stupid idiot waste of space individual.

  4. marry your heart..if u marry for fame,u will pay the ultimate price.This applies to man/woman alike..its shameful what is obtainable these days

    • This also applies to all ladies most especially Nigeria ladies who tend to hate on a guy for no good reason when he doesn’t ask her out, like asking someone out must always come from them guys. MTCHEW 🖕

  5. This is what happens when married couples go their separate ways. It should not have come to this stage. Married couples forget that the children’s best interest is at hand. They spew venom and hatred and do all sorts of things to hurt, harm or destroy the other person, forgetting that when the child(ren) grows up, it will haunt them. No matter what has happened in a relationship turned sour, please married couples or people in relationships, don’t stoop so low to destroy each other’s reputation. What ever happened in the bedroom must remain there for “there’s no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation.” said the late Prime Minister Trudeau; he goes on to say “what’s done in private between adults doesn’t concern the anyone”, therefore, no one should know about what happened between two adults whether married or not.
    People hurt each other, use each other, dump each other, but please for the sake of the children between you, don’t really do something that in the future will turn your children against you. Have they both thought about all the garbage they are saying, giving interviews upon interviews, have they ever sat down and thought what that child will go through when he grow up. A word to the wise is enough. Let not our anger go beyond where the flames cannot be quenched. To err is human but forgiveness is divine.

  6. Her ex should be sensible enough not to reply her. If the 40secs produced theson she is flaunting, then the man did a good job. NG, abeg, stop indulging this girl

  7. Tonto Dick kept giving sob interviews and looking for traffic all d time. She doesn’t knw tht d more she opens her mouth d more ppl hates her gut (omo oshi). You described ur ex with all the derogatory phrase BUT yet u claim u pay for ur wedding from ur pocket, does tht even make sense. You attack all ur ex inlaws with derogatory remarks tht speaks well of d character u r urself….n atleast d 40sec sex session got u preg, So shut d fuck up and grow up

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