Funny School Names & Motto That’ll Crack You Up

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1. Manuel

   November 20, 2013 at 11:06 PM

   naija for showwoooooooooooo we no dey carry last

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2. Popoola Olufemi

   November 20, 2013 at 11:07 PM

   Are you kidding me are those schools for real?

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3. iron bar

   November 21, 2013 at 12:28 AM

   and people go see those kind names come send their pikin go dia..i tire o

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4. T

   November 21, 2013 at 12:53 AM

   I don’t want my child to be Ashawo so I will not send her to ashawo school, oruko a ma ro ni, sencondly I will not send my child to olodo school because I know anything good will not come out of it, and I can not fight the teacher if my child don’t know any book because even the teacher too will be olodo ,cause they will tell me I know it’s olodo school before I enrolled my child there.thirdly Ebora you will wait forever beacause i will not call you, why the student wouldn’t bring charms & weapon to school, they need to incase boko haram or Ebora come to attacked them . Shikena .

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5. toppy

   November 21, 2013 at 12:56 AM

   No no is not funny, the pronounciation of those words are very different fron your taught.olodo and ashawo are small communities in which they named the schools after.

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6. reachel

   November 21, 2013 at 7:21 AM

   Abeg, Abeg, Abeg just tell me it not true, i really can’t believe this until i actually see it with my own eyes…

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7. Olawale ojo

   November 21, 2013 at 8:00 AM

   Dis is nt real

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8. mrs ohio alias mrs ERANKO

   November 21, 2013 at 10:33 AM

   IT WAS NOT ONLY IN NIGERIA, BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOT A LOT OF THIS KIND OF COLLEGES IN EUROPE NOW , FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS.

   WE HAVE GOT A UNIVERSITY TO TRAIN THE PROSTITUTE HOW TO ORGANIZE THEIR BUSINESS , AND THEY HAVE WARNED PEOPLE NOT TO CALL THEM WHORE OR PROSTITUTE ,

   YOU NEED TO CALL THEM SEX WORKERS, OR PAY AS YOU GO , AND THEY HAVE TRAINED A LOT OF THEM HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER, SO THAT THEY DO NOT NEED TO STAND AT THE JUNCTION WAITING FOR THE CUSTOMERS,

   ALL YOU NEED DO, IS TO BOOK THROUGH THEIR WEBSITE, ONE OF THE EUROPE BILLIONAIRE HAVE BUILD AN OFFICE HOTEL,AND UNIVERSITY TO TRAIN THEM

   WHERE EVERYONE HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM , WHEN YOU GO TO THE OFFICE HOTEL ,YOU WILL GIVE THE RECEPTIONIST YOUR RECEIPT THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID INTO THE BANK ACCOUNT OF WHICH ROOM YOU ARE GOING TO

   WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT , IT WILL BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYBODY TO HARM THEM ,
   BECAUSE THEY ALSO HAVE A BODY GUILD .

   IF THEY CAN HAVE THIS UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA , IT WILL REDUCE PEOPLE BEING RAPED ALL THE TIME .

   AND IT WILL ALSO HELP SOME MEN WHO WERE A HORSE IN THE BEDROOM.

   I KNEW ALL OF YOU WOULD START CALLING ME ALL SORT OF NAMES , BUT I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT MY NAME IS ERANKO , SO WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT TO CALL ME AGAIN .
   PLEASE, WE NEED ALL OF THOSE COLLEGES HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UNIVERSITY OF ADONI, HA HA , UNIVERSITY OF PINPIN, UNIVERSITY OF LAP DANCER, UNIVERSITY OF GIGOLO,

   PEOPLE SHOULD START CREATING MORE AND MORE UNIVERSITY TO LEARN MORE

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9. T Boy

   November 21, 2013 at 12:04 PM

   Toppy, you are very correct!

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10. mrs ohio alias mrs ERANKO

    November 21, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    I THINK , IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE EBORA COLLEGE AND EBORA UNIVERSITY, BECAUSE WE WILL BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE EBORA PEOPLE , AND LEARN A LOT ABOUT THEM .

    AND KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN WITH THEM, AND LEARN HOW WE CAN VISIT THEM AND COME BACK TO EARTH AGAIN .

    IT WILL STOP US FROM BEING AFRAID OF THE EBORA. AHA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    ABOUT OLODO COLLEGE AND OLODO UNIVERSITY, I THINK IT IS ALSO IMPORTANT ,FOR THOSE WHO ARE FAILURE,

    IT WILL GIVE THEM THE CHANCE OF LEARNING ANYTHING IN THEIR OWN WAY ,

    BEING OLODO DOES NOT MEAN , YOU CAN NOT BECOME SOMETHING IN LIFE , THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE DROP OUT OF SCHOOL , AND THEY END UP SUCCEEDED IN LIFE ,

    SO, I WOULD ADVICE PEOPLE NOT TO LOOK DOWN ON THOSE WHO WERE OLODO , THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THEY CAN STILL DO .

    IN EUROPE , THERE WAS A UNIVERSITY TO LEARN HOW TO BECOME A WITCH OR PSYCHIC. SO THERE IS NO DIFFERENT .

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11. Uncle Sam

    November 21, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    The names may have different meanings apart from the one u know. I will advice the schools to go for change of names.

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12. #R.cash

    April 19, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    Lol…madam ohio, u too much…tell ’em all.

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