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LOL Is A Satanic Abbreviation Meaning Lucifer Our Lord – Satanists End Their Prayers With It – Report

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Nov 29, 2012 – LOL Is A Satanic Abbreviation Meaning Lucifer Our Lord – Satanists End Their Prayers With It – Report

When we “laugh out loud” online, are we really praying to Satan, the prince of darkness himself?

The answer is no, but an image posted by a user on the social news site Redd it is warning the Internet otherwise.

According to the directive, which is meant to be shared “with Christians,” the classic and ubiquitous “LOL” acronym stands for “Lucifer our lord,” something the image’s creator doesn’t find funny at all.

“BEWARE: Stop using the abbreviation ‘LOL,’” the hastily made image that invokes the same qualities as a Westboro Baptist Church sign reads.

“‘LOL stands for ‘Lucifer our Lord.’ Satanists end their prayers by saying Lucifer our Lord,’ in short, “LOL.’ Every time you type ‘LOL’ you are endorsing Satan.”

If the warning, posted by Redditor DkryptX, in the “atheism” subreddit, were true, there would be a lot of Satanists on Twitter.

“I met the prime minister in overalls lol,” pop star Justin Bieber tweeted from Instagram in one such example. Columnist Roland Martin also has a habit of ending his tweets with “LOL.”

“Can someone please tell him that YOLO means ‘Youth Obeying Lucifer’s Orders?”” joked another Reddit user. Fans of the rapper Drake might disagree. The former star of the TV series “Degrassi: The Next Generation” popularized the “you only live once” acronym recently.

Still, the image warns “Do not use ‘LOL ever again!”

Other sarcastic comments on Reddit repurposed “swag” to mean “Satan’s wishes are granted,” “ROFL” as “rise, our father Lucifer,” and “BRB” as “Beelzebub rules below.” Who knew that saving keystrokes was such a devilish pursuit?

To most people, however, ROFL means “rolling on floor laughing” and BRB is simply “be right back.”

For language prudes, the outing of these “real” definitions may come as a relief. According to commenters the Reddit thread, WTF isn’t an offensive question at all. It really means “worship the fallen.”

Story provided by TechNewsDaily, a sister site to LiveScience.

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27 Comments

27 Comments

  1. nyausopotm

    November 29, 2012 at 8:39 PM

    Oh this is really bizzare…it is best not to use abstruse/incoherence abbreviated language”…..IN GOD WE TRUST …..MAY THE. ALMIGHTY exorcise before us ……AMEN

  2. marcus

    November 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    Well its veri gud 2 b highlightened wit such tins,bcos its wot we use in our evriday chattin life…..

  3. Ziklag

    November 30, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    It is not new news that religion uses fear to imprison peoples mind hindering them from achieving greater things in life.If you believe that Jesus has set you free from the power of darkness, why then should you live in fear of the Devil?
    Whoever wrote this and whoever believes it needs to grow up.This is what I call a primitive mindset and needs exposure to civilization.Lol simply means ”laugh out loud” and even if it means otherwise specified, should you allow it to make you live in bondage? lol

  4. Sunny

    December 2, 2012 at 8:53 PM

    Too bad men!

  5. ifeanyi

    December 2, 2012 at 9:47 PM

    Gud 2 kno satan workz in different ways

  6. chuks

    December 6, 2012 at 1:04 PM

    dis guy dy crase big tym. if u lyk form bizzaire wrds 4 LOL,BRB,etc. wot i no is i’l continu usn dem 2 chat. u’r jst lukn 4 an xcuse 2b known. IDIOT wen no get wrk.

  7. olinks

    December 9, 2012 at 9:07 PM

    Our people sai waiting u no kno no fit kill peci. For me I use “LOL” when am chating with my friend not with Devil, so I don’t praise any f**king satan, to me it means laugh out laugh hmmm lol

  8. ISMAIL O THOMAS

    December 12, 2012 at 12:26 AM

    may almighty GOD help us. very soon scientist would say BRB means big right breast or any nonsense thing. may GOD help us ooo

  9. Godwin Etim

    December 12, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    well! we shld knw dat ignorance is nt an excuse. Ppl dat came out wit dis abreviatn they nw d meaning. May God frgive us.

    • brenda

      December 27, 2012 at 6:12 AM

      I totally Agreen with you I don’t want to offend Jesus my Lord and Saviour in ANY way therfore I avoid ANY slang language. May God forgive us all and help us.

  10. Gbenga Oguntona

    December 21, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    different people cld give different interpretations to abbreviations to suit themselves.if in d kingdom of d devil-lol means lucifer our lord,then in d kingdom of social network lol wld alwats mean laugh out loud

  11. Indali Kemela Steve

    December 28, 2012 at 7:15 PM

    LOL could mean (Jesus) Lord of Lords. Not really that Lucifer stuff. Please be careful with what u post. I beg u

  12. Indali Kemela Steve

    December 28, 2012 at 7:18 PM

    It could mean, “(Jesus) Lord of Lords” and nt that Lucifer stuff. Let’s be watchful and careful of what we post here.

  13. Aldrich_karl

    January 28, 2013 at 3:12 PM

    F**k d so called satan..dis are mere brain washing..guyz need to upgrade and stop crapping

  14. shOfie

    March 3, 2013 at 7:46 AM

    shiit
    i trust in God
    even if i listen to marilyn manson
    and lucifer dOn’t exist –‘

  15. paul osayande

    March 20, 2013 at 8:45 AM

    Please tell them. Let him that have an ear let him hear.

  16. Wing Diamond

    September 28, 2013 at 6:45 PM

    I got some more for ya:
    KISS= K.ids I.n S.atan’s S.ervice
    WASP= W.e A.re S.atan’s P.rophets
    AC/DC= A.fter C.hrist/D.evil C.omes
    CREST= C.rist R.ots E.ternaly S.atan T.riumphs
    WISK= W.omen I.n S.atan’s K.ingdom
    BRAT= B.edalzabub R.ules A.ll T.otally
    BERSERK= B.efor E.vil R.ises S.atan’s E.vangalist R.equires K.ookies

    • Peppone

      May 14, 2014 at 11:11 PM

      wow! I like this game. I wanna play too!
      GOD= Granted Our Devil

  17. Thando Chisuse Somanje

    March 8, 2015 at 10:11 AM

    Of course our enemy number one, Satan, uses all sorts of tricks to lure people to his kingdom. But then, I am a born again Christian and I use the abbreviation “lol” not to uplift my enemy but as an abbreviation to mean “laugh out loud”. Now I have been told that satanists end their prayer with the same abbreviation, the best is for me to heed the warning and refrain. Thank you Jesus. The Bible says “my people perish for lack of knowledge”.

  18. Aderemi Abayomi

    May 25, 2015 at 8:13 PM

    This is fabulous! A word is enough for they wise. God save our vocabulary.

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