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Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Gay Marriages Ban In Nigeria “Obama Has Pooh-Poohed His Mumbo-Jumbo”

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Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Gay Marriages Ban In Nigeria “Obama Has Pooh-Poohed His Mumbo-Jumbo”

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January 17, 2014 – Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Gay Marriages Ban In Nigeria “Obama Has Pooh-Poohed His Mumbo-Jumbo”

The oganla of grammar, the one and only honourable Patrick Obahiagbon has lent his voice to the recent gay marriages ban in Nigeria.

Read his reaction to the ban below:

Alas oppressionism has befuddled the appendage of the innocent gayous Nigerian. I am overghastedly flabberwhelmed at the current social media crinkum-krankum set ablaze in the furnace gargantuan gaga fully odoriferous and bugabooish in this phase and time.
The drama is combustible. The police, our most obliquyous Machiavellian baga-bubu has begun their disdain of molestation. The legal intercontinental ballistic missile unsaphronisationistically unleashed by Mr President has caused a global rejection, commotion, and OBAMA has pooh-poohed his mumbo-jumbo.

Nigeria has maniacally accepted a perfidious hockery-pockery of a legalisationism whilst ignoring the poverty portraits on that bewildered, repugnant, wretched faces of the earth.

This is not terra ferma for me and it is clearly a terra incognito. The discobolus generated by the sola-campus nuances is flawless like the biblical ‘MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN’.
Now the country is in a political Bermuda Triangle and if we do not take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschewable cataracts, land mines waterfronts, icebergs and ox bow lakes of the gay ban, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in the disastrous and pestilential aqua of a terminus aquem”

Wetin consign Obama now….. Seriously we need an interpreter for this grammar bomb. I no fit interpret am well.

Obahiagbon don vex o..Which side is he on now.

Any interpreter in the house?

40 Comments

40 Comments

  1. Tokunbo Rainbow

    January 17, 2014 at 11:00 PM

    This is man is a mad man how can someone understand the jargons he wrote now

  2. Killer grammar

    January 17, 2014 at 11:01 PM

    I no fit interpret this as well o I will take this to my professor on Monday

  3. Chichi Okeke

    January 17, 2014 at 11:02 PM

    I thought Obahaigbon has changed with this new bomb, we need to carry him go aro.

  4. Yemisi Oriole

    January 17, 2014 at 11:03 PM

    Wetin I wan use this do now. I don’t understand a thing it’s not even funny. He is not communicating at all

  5. Odunaike Benson

    January 17, 2014 at 11:05 PM

    Patrick Oba can never change I wish he can communicate better
    something is defintely going on with him

  6. Theckie

    January 17, 2014 at 11:17 PM

    This is hilarious! I just can’t stop laughing. You wouldn’t wnt to knw the origin of his choice of words.

  7. 4tune.

    January 17, 2014 at 11:25 PM

    Here comes the insane grammarian.

  8. iron bar

    January 17, 2014 at 11:57 PM

    wonder who elected this 18th century guy in the national assembly..i weep for his constituency..how u dey mr sharp shooter..d hunter

  9. Kemi

    January 18, 2014 at 12:58 AM

    He said Nigeria will become a better place one day

  10. Kingveezzy

    January 18, 2014 at 6:09 AM

    He Nigeria wil be negelected base o nd gay ban he also speaks on how police men have started taken actio to unravel those who are gay nd to deal with dem he also say he pitty nigeria fo her state of economy nd despite she wil be neglected so advicin nija politicians to work hand in hand to bring dis country out of hardship he also refer to d gay as innocent who are oppresed by d govermental polices dats where i got confused nd dont knw where he is siding wether nigeria or d gay tnks

  11. Chidi

    January 18, 2014 at 6:24 AM

    We need a prophet to interpret what he said.

  12. mekuzpasalati

    January 18, 2014 at 6:53 AM

    OmG! B4 I coulD proNounce a worD, tooK me 20secs.. This maN is reaLly noT feeLinq 2 weLl.. This kinDa qrAmmAr is d leAst 9jA citiZens neEd. Jus hOpe u noT oppOsinq d aCtioN of ouR prEsY. OqA@d tOp abeq interpreT 4 uS “unsaphronisationistically” took mE 30secs 2 qeH d pronunciatioN riqhT .. #God bleSs 9jA

  13. Metu Nyetu

    January 18, 2014 at 7:43 AM

    Dis man is mor likely 2b gay dan not. Just look wat drivel he has just spewed! Wat is innocent about gayism? Who does he want 2 impress?

  14. Metu Nyetu

    January 18, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    Just look wat drivel dis man has just spewed! Wat is innocent about gayism? Who does he want 2 impress? I bet he’s mor gay dan not, or y els would he lend dem his support?

  15. Haha Haha

    January 18, 2014 at 9:53 AM

    I usually undstnd dis man. But dis tym around he’s very angry. I cdnt sit dwn 2 read his comment. I had 2 stand up in order 2 undstand him. Yet I faild.

  16. Hudson

    January 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM

    dis man is saying nothing as far as am concerned dats not even english even a white man cant get wat he s sayin nd he condemin obama 4 supportin gay or is he condemin d country 4 not supportin homosexuality i tink he is confused nd so am i

  17. MLB

    January 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM

    Had a good Laugh here, thanks for making my Weekend @naija Gist. Job welldone

  18. D Hunter

    January 18, 2014 at 12:40 PM

    @iron bar, heeey! My man, i‘m rily sorry 4 d delay in reply due 2 tym constraint. I am perfectly ok n i guess it‘s same wt u too. Cld u pls help xplain 2 me wat Mr. Patrick oba. was tryn 2 say? bc i dnt seemed 2 undstnd him, perhaps u do.
    Hw can sb write a word dat contain almost all d letters of d Alphabets? Nw, can sb kindly tell me d simple meaning of….
    “Unsaphronisationistically“ ???
    I‘m xpectant.
    D Hunter.

    • iron bar

      January 18, 2014 at 8:45 PM

      its beyond my comprehension bro…am shopping for English professor to demystify those words.

  19. Valentine

    January 18, 2014 at 1:11 PM

    I tot communication is best defined wen understood by d other. Dis is no sense at all.

  20. bimbo

    January 18, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Hmmm grammar no be my language oga are u a senator or a grammarian?

  21. Zadok

    January 18, 2014 at 6:48 PM

    I can’t stop laughing in an unsaphronisationistically manner cos I don’t even understand him

  22. 042 Enugu

    January 18, 2014 at 10:10 PM

    Dis man mekata mee mistake banye na Kemistri lab wee sụọ bekee, aga enwekata Kemikal reaction until onye ọbuna agbaa ọsọ.

  23. orim

    January 18, 2014 at 10:10 PM

    Ewooh this man don make me get serious headache.because na Latin mix wit French wey him d speak.

  24. davien

    January 18, 2014 at 10:22 PM

    Has illiteracy now become a thing of fame?!! Its a pity when the average nigerian can barely write his/her own name on paper… on the issue of gay marriage,people should honestly mind their business.. If you say it is ungodly… And you know you can match up to christ/muhammed judge/kill/stop them… if you say it is unafrican,then i would tell you what is african(that-is before colonization) there were full blown gays(do your research)bush-men/women had sex with any and everything,cattle-rearers far away from home had sex with their cattle… men had sex with men… women with women… Its a very different tale from what your nigerian drama teaches you,infact it was the british that were disgusted with these traits…They instilled christianity strongly into the “african” way of life and therefore most nigerians/africans will think of the act today as “taboo” this also answers the question of it being a western thing when it is the opposite… Now,do i like gays? I honestly do not care what people do to/with themselves.. most people think that giving them a voice will increase their numbers… If gay people can adopt a child and care for one like the “straight couples” then glady let them… if you have contrary views to this post with credible reason why gay people should be “outcasts” when our fore-fathers were and if you point out HIV/AIDS as Gods wrath on gays then you really need to READ your book(By definition to suffer from a viral infection, then you must be exposed to the viral pathogen to get infected. (Viruses work by injecting their DNA into living cells and then hijacking the cell’s systems to synthesis more copies of the virus, HIV infects White Blood Cells destroying your immune system causing aids) Can you catch the flu without getting exposed to the virus ? NO

    Can you catch malaria without getting bitten by an infected mosquito ? NO

    Can you catch HIV without exposing yourself to body fluids with an infected person ? NO

  25. Osaroh

    January 18, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    Its only a mad man that talks to himself. As far as I’m concerned he spoke to himself. And I’m certain Mr Patrick is a gay…

  26. NKN-KGD

    January 19, 2014 at 4:54 AM

    Wetin we no get 4 dis our country naija sef.

  27. DHELFFY

    January 19, 2014 at 10:11 AM

    have no sense due to the adjective used to qualified Hon. Patrick as the one and only grammarian. Why him be violating the rules of concord and lexis. Linguist should try to understand me. This is never a good expression but a mental problem.

  28. zee

    January 19, 2014 at 11:43 AM

    To me he is nt totally made and some of us ar not totally wise..subtract d non outof nonsense..and u will b left with d sense..

  29. boboenny

    January 19, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    I don’t know why he has decided to be cursing Obama o. See the way he has abused and cursed jonathan. This grammar just made me figity!

  30. a s milila

    January 19, 2014 at 10:01 PM

    Hmm i cnt pick a sence out of dis,i knw even ur felow members of d house did dsame

  31. Mae

    January 20, 2014 at 5:00 AM

    Ds man sef,una sure sy hm dey communicate wt ppl around him? Bcuz they go tire 4 am. Even d wf n d children,sorry 4 em.

  32. mr hudson

    January 20, 2014 at 7:17 AM

    davien shut ur gay ass up u startin 2 stink in here n u disgust me with ur points n reasonin

  33. davido

    January 20, 2014 at 9:19 AM

    Men I don laugh die here oooo

  34. rose

    February 18, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    Does this man know the meaning of communication?

  35. Dee

    May 16, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    Partrick you go kill person ooooooooooooooh , wetin !

  36. jjjjjj

    June 17, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    very funny,thaanks for making this speech from his previous ones,you can fool everybody,you just extracted diffrents statments from his past speech.you no try at all

  37. XXX

    March 10, 2016 at 7:01 PM

    Guys, this man is the only grammerian that has proven himself as a comedian…

  38. gabbyknight

    March 10, 2016 at 8:26 PM

    haaaaaaa!ohhhhhhh! Even Barack Obama can’t stand this man in grammer

  39. gabbyknight

    March 10, 2016 at 8:28 PM

    haaaaaaaaa!ohhhhhhh!even barack obama can’t stand him in grammer

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