Prof Bestluck Obasanjo Buhari: The Most Qualified Nigerian President Ever By Samuel Okekere

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Dec 18, 2014 – Prof Bestluck Obasanjo Buhari: The Most Qualified Nigerian President Ever By Samuel Okekere

THE SPEECH OF THE MOST QUALIFIED NIGERIAN PRESIDENT EVER

The time has come for us to arise as a nation into that future we had all waited to see, that future we had envisioned many years back but never had opportunity to see its reality. Today, we are jumping off that illusion band wagon into the present possibilities of now.

On this day, I offer myself to a merit driven service as president of our great nation. I am just twenty-five and bubbling with life, an avid traveler to distant Europe, America and Asia, learned in the schools of reputable leadership tutors such as Abraham Lincoln, Lenin, Gandhi, etc, pragmatic and optimistic.
I may be young and that’s what we need because the future belongs to the young. For those who doubt my capacity, let me assure you that over this head are twenty five solid years of leadership.

I began leadership from my mother’s womb ensuring she was on track every time she left track, deciding when I had to make my grand entry into earth. When I stepped into earth, I made a choice over what I did deciding for my parents rather than them deciding for me. I was undaunted each time my family, friends and acquaintances pictured me as stubborn because I was indeed developing the strong tenacity and courage that characterizes leaders.

When at nursery school I captained my class, everyone thought it was fluke. They assumed that I was only bullying my way over the other kids but I managed to remain my class’s captain through every class and then as head boy of my primary school. It was no fluke.
I jumped into secondary school and the cycle continued. I was class captain in every class through junior secondary and senior secondary culminating as head boy. It was no fluke.

Getting into university was no mince meat but when I did get in, again but this time around as class representative. So I doctored and mauled my class through my system of thoughts and leadership becoming departmental, faculty and SUG presidents consecutively. I became NANS president after school and have since journeyed the world developing my own school of thought, you can call it “grandeurial epitopstic leadership.” Don’t ask me what it means.

I had my six days master degree in leadership from the Grande Oxford school of leadership, only the fourth to have being mastered through that school of over five hundred years history. Don’t ask me why.
Obtaining my doctorate in mercurial leadership from Cambridge Lambaste Leadership School was mince meat. It took me half the time I spent during my masters. I am currently a fellow in over 200 leadership institutions across the world and professor in twice that number of universities across the world. You may ask me how I lecture my students. Well, I don’t have to; my numerous videos take my place.

I am young and vibrant, popular with the youths who have not had, ever, a quality representative in my mould to meet their yearnings.

Don’t mind those babas. They have ruled us over and over and have nothing to show. We will push them out this time. Tell the man, that old man, who is nearing the grave that we want fresh ideas, people in their twenties and early thirties, our sons and daughters who have dreams and aspiration. We are tired of visions of our founding fathers that will forever be visions. We want dreams that will arrive tomorrow when we wake. That is what I am offering, dreams.buhari running mate

I don’t need Nigeria’s money. I am already wealthier than Nigeria; imagine how much my brain is worth. I won’t need to steal our nation’s wealth; I make 200 million dollars everyday from my books and videos which reach over 50 million students all over the world.
I am the divide between yesterday and tomorrow and you can be rest assured you and your children will enjoy the benefits of my kind of evolution. For those who may be wondering what I am offering on the table, in me is a de-tribalized patriot, non partisan and non neo-religious. I am the kind of leader our nation needs.

I hate corruption. Tell those policemen that the game is up. I will pay them well and pay my spies even better. Those who make it a duty to collect bribes will face the consequences of the law. And my fellow nationals and patriots, you too must stop giving bribes. If you are caught, I can assure you of 10 years imprisonment.

For our politicians, your salaries will be reduced significantly. You will be the least earners in government from hence forth. All that money for constituency projects you’ve been usurping will seize. You will have to give account, penny for penny of the money given to you for projects in the past.

For job creation, I can assure you that by the end of my first tenure of the two terms which I am certain you will vote me in, we would have arrived at 40 million new jobs, 10 million every year. If Nelson Mandela did it, Barrack Obama did it, Sun Tao Chi did it, I will do it.

Our institutions of higher learning will change shape. From hence forth, no citizen is allowed to travel abroad for studies or whatsoever. We are closing our countries entry and exit points for the next four years. We are going to build our home technology with our home science, we will increase the number of universities in our first year to take in as much students as should be offered admission and then we will focus on technology and science. Any professor above 60 years is now considered surplus to the polity. Give way for the new generation.

My government will constitute vibrant young and talented men and women who are capable to deliver my set down targets right on schedule. There won’t be excuses.
There won’t be an opportunity to steal our nation’s wealth because I will ensure that I place my psychotic liberal spies in every office of finance to watch what comes in an out. Already, about one hundred thousand of them are undertaking training under the meanest hands in Russia.

Those boys who have gained repute as Boko Haram, you are now Haram. I assure Nigerians that within the first two days of my government, Boko Haram will seize to exist. They will disappear from the Nigerian sphere. For those bedeviling neighbors, Chad, Cameroun, Niger and Benin, I am raising what will be known as my International force Squad to instill some sense of respect for our nation. We don’t need weak people friendly leaders, we need strong handed leaders.

My passion for education is second to none in the world, myself an educationist of repute. Our primary schools will be institutions not comparable to any around the world. We will raise the standard of primary and secondary education and be the ones to whom even America and Britain will look up to as model. Our primary schools will be centers of technology incubation, creativity and genius. Every child must go to school.

We will have to develop home grown techniques in food production. We are stopping importation of agriculture products immediately and taking up the development of our own agricultural science which was transferred through generations and remodeled for efficiency using today’s technological knowhow. Everyone must have a garden in his house and a farm in our very large expanse of land left for agriculture.

My housing policy may seem weird but it’s for the betterment of our land. Because our land resources are depleting, we have developed a surer path towards having a sustainable land resource. We are banning land sale with immediate effect while we now support very creative methods of new housing. We need high-risings sprawling our cities. For these reason the government has taken it upon her to ensure that all interested new developers must follow the new building codes. To this effect, all building foundations must be built to ensure it takes at least ten storey buildings. My government will take the responsibility for the foundations while interested builders will build on each level or floor.
I hear the lawyers are fast becoming radicals. Don’t worry about that. I am now the chief judge of the federation.

Those crooks in the armed forces that do not have a sense of responsibility, I will teach them our nation have got strong response ability in me. All officers from the rank of brigadier general are now under order to go on compulsory retirement. In the Navy, officers from the rank of captain must follow suit. For the Air force, the rank of air commodore and above must retire.

Those clerics who think they can be radical, I am most radical and very radical when I am forced to the wall. But I am loving and jovial, caring and welcoming. I am the perfect democrat.

Our hospitals which have become dead traps will be rejuvenated. I assure you that all our doctors abroad who have made name for themselves will be forced to return home. They will return to upturn the mess they left our nation to go through after the challenging learning procedures we had to put them through to become what they are today. Our nation deserves the quality of doctors leaving our shores. They must come back home.

I don’t mind keeping political criminals. Politicians who choose to go gaga must be dealt with forthright in a gaga manner as well. Let me assure you that once everyone follows my orders, all will be well. However, if you don’t, you will dine in one of my cells scattered in over one hundred towns and cities in this great nation.

Those who lack sense of order, I am order. You must follow due process and sequence. No one is above the law, I am the law.

In the next four years, after all I will put this nation through; there will be a new Nigeria, one we won’t have to wait for any longer and one with a sustainable poise towards achieving great things.
Let me assure you of my vehement resolve to position this nation amongst the top four nations in the world in the next four years. In me, you can consider it as done.

I am your humble president, ready to serve.

God bless Nigerians, God bless Nigeria

Prof Bestluck Obasanjo Buhari

[About the author: SAMUEL UFOT EKEKERE @inyang21, www.facebook.com/ekekere]

11 thoughts on “Prof Bestluck Obasanjo Buhari: The Most Qualified Nigerian President Ever By Samuel Okekere

    • Precious you are a joker, we are going to see how a devided Igboland votes and disgruntled South/South votes will help retain Jonathan as President. Jonathan no doubt has lost the whole of North west as well as North East including parts of North Central states. South West is a collosal desaster for Jonathan because South West were already waiting for the right time to punish Jonathan and, time is ripe to tell Jonathan he has made the biggest mistake of his political life to have marginalised the South West. He largely rode on the sympathetic South West votes to become President and he has thus far lost the sympathy of the people of the South West. February 2015 is not far off; we’ll celebrate a new emergence of emancipated Nigeria under General Muhammadu Buhari and Professor Osinbajo. LONG LIVE APC, LONG LIVE NIGERIA.

  1. This article from Mr. Samuel Ekekere doesn’t make any sense, anti democracy, and lack real ideas for Nigeria progress, stability, and unity. Mr. Ekekere failed to address many setbacks, economic failure, corruption, abuse of power, leadership failure, mass murder of innocent Nigerians, and imcompentence of this current president. I must be honest with Mr. Ekekere that is too late because General Buari will easily emerge as Nigerian next president after the 2015 general election. His article will not tell us why those Babas mostly especially General Mohammad Buari is unfit for the position of presidency except for his age. That is nothing short of age discrimination to give corrupt Jonathan unnecessary edge. Mr. Ekekere’s long article focused mainly on his academic achievements that no suffering Nigerian cares about at moment. For almost six years, Nigeria had a do-nothing president who has failed all Nigerians regardless of their tribes, language, culture and religious. The writer ideas of a perfect president fit exact description of criminal, unpatriotic and most corrupt president in Nigerian history, that is no other person but president Jonathan. The same writer wrote an article recently telling suffering Nigerian people to forget revolution but we but cherish evolution. How can we evolve under oppressive, corrupt, and imcompentent government?

    One of the finest and highly successful American president run for second term in office at age 72 in 1984. That was president Ronald Reagan of the United States of America. He implemented many productive policies and did great things for his nation and American People, he later died in 2005 at age 93. The notion that good governance can only be attained in Nigeria by electing a young, vibrant and highly educated as our president as yielded no good nor productive results. Why? Dr. Of Zoology – president Jonathan had almost six years to make positive transformation in the lives of Nigerian people but he has failed miserably because he lack vision and ideas to move the nation forward. I think the president is holding a wrong office, as a zoologist, he would have perform better as the director of any of our national Zoo like the popular Ibadan Zoo in Oyo state.

    My advice for people like Mr. Ekekere is to get ready for president Mohammad Buari and vice president Osinbanjo come 2015. Why? Nigerian people from the north to the south of our beloved nation are tired of Jonathan’s failures, corruption, mismanagement, economic disaster, insecurity posed by Boko Haram, inflation, shattered educational system, outdated infrastructures, high rate of unemployment among our able youths, money laundering operations, and imcompentence of the highest order. General Buari will win all the 19 northern states by over 98 %; he will win all the Southwest states including Edo state, Delta state and Rivers state by over 98 %. In addition to that, General Buari will win Imo state and many more in Southeast and Southsouth. Tell me how a failure like president Jonathan will rig the election without serious consequences and backlash? Nigerian people should shun tribalism and religious intolerance in the upcoming election for the peace, prosperity and unity of our beloved nation. I totally disagreed with your ideas that are meant either directly or indirectly to promote failed policies of the past six years. Nigerians deserve a better, competent, discipline and a patriotic president like General Buari to rescue our sinking ship from president Jonathan’s disastrous agenda. Thank Mr. Samuel Ekekere for this article.

  2. This man is talking trash and need to be arrest and ***** along with those 54 soldiers, you are wealthier than nigeria, what are then doing in our politics, you earn $200m everyday, how many people are you paying salaries out of that small chicken Change, Dangote pay half of the citizens Of the country every month and not still even talking trash that he is wealthier than the country, is only Goodluck regime I see that anybody can just come out of media and start talking rubbish and won’t be dealt with or sent to jail, more reason he’s leaving 2015, because he’s just too deaf and dumb, this man need to be arrested for talking trash.

  3. OMG. This is my first comment on this site and I have noticed there are a lot of **** people who regularly post comments on here. *****

    People taking this article seriously..for real? EVEN AN **** CAN SEE THIS WRITER IS BEING SARCASTIC!!

    Good Lord and these are supposedly leaders of tommorow unable to distinguish between fiction and reality. SMH for Nigeria

  4. The man is being sarcastic!! Good grief!!

    And moderator can you stop deleting my comment? I have said nothing wrong!!

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