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Uti Nwachukwu Insults Nigerians “Many Of U Smell, Hv Body & Mouth Odour”

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Sept 30, 2014 – Uti Nwachukwu Insults Nigerians “Many Of U Smell, Have Body & Mouth Odour”

Nollywood actor and model Uti Nwachuku’s latest article on personal hygiene reads:

DANG!!! Did that just come from you?Usually that’s what goes through your head if you are cursed to be seated close to someone with rancid breath or even worse if you end up in bed with someone who has become one with body odour.

Yes, my fellow Nigerians. Quite a number of you smell. Be it body or mouth odour but it has become a threat to social existence in our society because some of you are so selfish and too wicked to bother about personal hygiene. Only money money money una de think? It’s not fair ooooo. Continue below…

Come on people, do you know that the way you smell can even favour or be bad luck to you when you are trying to get employed?

I know of a model that was hot and when the designer asked her to try on the clothes, the minute she took her top off. The designer “change face” and said “you know what, I’ve changed my mind, your agency will get back”.

He then went back to the casting crew and said : WTF? She smells like s***.

This also happens to male models regularly and designers complain. I understand because a friend once borrowed my shirt and I had to turn it to a rag afterwards. On the other hand, my good friend in Benin borrowed my singlet and it came back smelling of how your box smells when you travel to Jand. Get this, it was unwashed. Now that’s a clean person.

First things first- Armpit/ Body Hair

Nigerians! We live in a temperate region of the world. It’s hot and humid. Male or female , why on earth will you allow your armpit hair grow out?

Do you not know that hair in closed places traps bacteria and builds up gunk that will now smell? Habah now!

With or without antiperspirants, shave your armpit hair. I know some guys that will say oo it’s manly to have hair in your pits. Really??

To choke the babes that you are hugging or dancing with is manly? And you wonder why the girls go home with the metrosexual men more. Smh.

Brosiyeeeeeee. Shave your pits. Nigeria is too hot, plus no matter what you say, hairy armpits are unsightly.And invest in really strong antiperspirants. Abeg, for the sake of your friends and girlfriends.It’s quite embarrassing to tell you but trust me, if you have armpit hair in Nigeria you do smell after a while and people just don’t want to tell you.

Don’t even come with that crap about not being able to afford body sprays. There are very cheap ones if you don’t have enough money. Some go for as little as 150 Naira. No excuses. Buy them and use, I’d rather chill with a local person smelling good cheap than a classy person smelling like carbide.


Let’s go to the body…this is really controversial. As a woman of course there should not be hair ANYWHERE on your body apart from your head.

Someone shout out – Brazilian Wax. Hahaha kidding.

But even down there ladies, come on. What are you doing with all that bush, abi you wan train hair to make short and curly weavon/wig to sell?? Habah. You know how sensitive that spot is…the more shaved it is, the less likely you are to have odours when you combine with your regular non soap “surface” wash (seeing as it is a self cleaning organ. Hurray!!!)

Now guys. Smh….I remember in the University or was it Secondary School sef. One of my roommates came in and decided to change after classes. Omo the room actually changed when he took off his trousers, Gaddemm!

How do I describe this smell. Like egg wey dem troway inside dustbin and forget take trash out overnight. I was in shock.

Guys, guys, guysss! Stop with this: “It’s not masculine” talk. If you can use a clipper to shave your armpit hair because you will sweat in Nigeria, that body hair will trap odour o!
If you are hairy, please shave your torso. Leave the ones on your legs and arms but please shave every other area. When you travel to cold regions. You can let it grow.

And, pleaseeeee shave you privates o! Our organ ain’t self cleaning o and circumcised or not, if not groomed it will stink. Don’t believe me? If you have an afro wig down there, after a long day scratch and sniff your fingers (like u all normally do) hahahaha.

It’s okay to have very low hair (carpet) on the Pelvic/top area so as not to breed endangered microscopic organisms.

But please use a clipper if you are prone to bumps to carpet this area. But for the sack and the shlong abeeeeg shave clean, you can’t use clippers, else it will cut your life. Use a shaving stick and shaving cream. Luckily with the clipper, you can also shave the inner thighs and the dreaded hind region. Yes I said hind region.

Lol, some of us have a rain forest there. Some people go say “I be man I nor dey use am for anything,” errr you do know that when you have hair there, believe it or not but particles of poo get entangled there unless you have time to shower after every no 2 or use water.

And let’s face it, a lot of people don’t use water or shower after every no 2. And yes it can trap tissue. Do you remember that song in primary school? Craw craw deyyyy for person ny_____ Hahahaha.

One way to also keep that place very clean, is to use very little petroleum jelly on your inner regions/thighs before you wear a fresh pair of boxers daily. Lol, Yes o. Please wear your boxers once and throw it in the laundry. No more 2 days rule. You dey shame as you de read this abi?

Lastly…Mouth Odour

KAI, Kai, Kai, Mbaaanuuuu!

This one is an epidemic. Is it our food? weather? Are people using cheap toothpaste? What is it? If I meet 10 people in a day at least 7 of them have some kind of funny breath.
I have even had friends with pungent mouth odour and it used to freak me out to watch their babes kiss them. I’m like are you kidding me?

Even entertainers! How can you allow your mouth smell? Habah!

I have a friend whose breath smelled like he ate a dead rat in spoilt beans and drank gutter water to wash it down. Kaiii, I’m not exaggerating. This mouth odour had jurisdiction o.No matter how far he was, as long as he was in the same room you would smell it. Torture.And my other friends that were not fond of him would tease him behind. “Uti why dis your guy mouth de bugga”

So I’ll share with you what I smartly suggested to him (without telling him his mouth was smelling) and it worked. Now he dey form big boy, dey do like he always had clean mouth.

Apart from visiting your dentist, Here it goes;

Rule number 1: Abeg, do not use your toothbrush for more than a month. Please buy a new one at the end of every month. That thing is used to remove dirt and bacteria every morning and night. And yes brush twice.

-Use good toothpaste o, fluoride toothpaste. That fights tooth decay, plaque and bacteria,

-Use dental floss. Toothbrushes can’t remove all the particles stuck between your teeth. If you no sabi use floss, YouTube search the instructions.

-Mouth wash was made by geniuses. If you have bad breath trust me you can taste it. So don’t lie to yourselves, there’s no way you will say you don’t know abeg!

-Mouth wash kills bacteria that cause bad breath and also fights plaque. It even helps to clean holes if you have. Use it everyday at least for a while until your breath has been corrected. Then you can use as you like.

-Tongue scrapper/cleaner comes in handy as well. The surface of the tongue is a coven for bacteria because that is what you use to mix the food as you masticate. You need to scrape off the surface and leave it fresh and clean because that thing will smell so bad if you let bacteria thrive.

-During the daytime buy and chew the sugar free healthy mint gums if you go out to socialize. You can’t go wrong!

So that’s it o!! I’ve done my part to help you people o. Don’t say I’m keeping these secrets to myself. LOL!

I’m not a doctor neither am I a health specialist, I’m just a guy who has had experiences and does not joke with personal hygiene – in me and in others.

Zero tolerance for unpleasant odours and trust me people will get more comfy with you. There’s no harm in trying. Try it and see.

Thank me later. And remember it always begins with a choice…..

Uti your article is informational but please next time, stop using insulting words to address ‘your’ people.



  1. L

    September 30, 2014 at 4:37 AM

    You are loose with words next time learn to talk before you give advise
    am pissed off

    • Prince Daniels

      September 30, 2014 at 1:39 PM

      I bet you he’s scratching and picking out lice from that hair.

  2. usman

    September 30, 2014 at 4:44 AM

    I’am very disappointed to hear dis from him

  3. Lexxy

    September 30, 2014 at 4:45 AM

    who is this reta**** gay

  4. John och spa idoko

    September 30, 2014 at 4:47 AM

    see who dey talk how we wan blame U na. Thank big brother Africa. see person wen poverty na dia midlname name dey insult nigeria.

    • Dr.K

      September 30, 2014 at 10:21 AM

      Gay Uti, You Don Get Mount Nah Abi? Pig In De Big Broda House.

  5. dadamudada

    September 30, 2014 at 6:25 AM

    indeed!!!uti is so foul mouthed I can almost smell his bad breath. his mouth needs to be scrubbed with a combination of IZAL and HARPIC TOILET CLEANER. he has the nerve to insult us…hmm, lalai kuwa!!!! has he forgotten or should I remind him? …

  6. mae

    September 30, 2014 at 6:49 AM

    Dis guy made himself enemy 2 nigerians… I dnt think any1 will like him again.

  7. Nathan

    September 30, 2014 at 6:56 AM

    If this fag is on entertainment business, no Nigeria should pay or watch to see his gay looking self. How i wish bokom haram can catch him and make soup out of his woman looking self.Dont patronise him anymore , let him go rob a bank and take a bullet in his skull.

  8. boyonte

    September 30, 2014 at 7:14 AM


  9. Reb

    September 30, 2014 at 7:20 AM

    thanks uti,but u and dis ur mouth.

  10. pretti

    September 30, 2014 at 7:48 AM

    i agree with but making it public is not nice at all. most of this people are Muslim who said their god does not allowed them to bath etc, if you go close to them you can’t just breath, including the educated one’s, very bad.

  11. Akuwax in Mongu, Zambia.

    September 30, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    His raster (dread) smells like no man ‘s business. His is mad, he smokes ganja, matokwani, hashishi. Illiterate dog you have just known how to count muller (MONEY). m******er.

  12. James Brown

    September 30, 2014 at 8:32 AM

    Uti Uwachukwu, from your speech Nigerians now know you lack manners of talking, and you are a very proud kind of person, your intention of giving this advice may be a good one, but your choice of words are so insulting to Nigerians.

    Thats is not a good way to talk or give advice to people. You learn how to give advice or talk to people without insulting there persons, everybody has some level of ego in him or her, when you bruise that ego in your speech whatever you say henceforth is considered useless and insulting.

  13. tewas0G

    September 30, 2014 at 8:40 AM

    Guy shape dat ur yeye mouth… Ezi ofia!

  14. lizzy

    September 30, 2014 at 8:54 AM

    i never like u 4rm de onset sorry to say dat! u’re to full of yourself u lack attitude/manners in all ur speech,u were once like dose guys whom u referred as sting, i bet u even smell more dan them, thanx to de death of ur father dat makes de same Nigerians ur insult voted for u in big brother Africa.mannerless gay dude.

  15. Chic

    September 30, 2014 at 9:20 AM

    You most be stupid with your write up. Good to know that you have body odor, armpit odor , body odor even bom-bom odor. Mumu we no get sense.Next time if you don’t know what to write just close that your offensive mouth. Even the Odor you could not spell it well. Instead of “Odor” you wrote “Odour”

  16. Courage

    September 30, 2014 at 9:21 AM

    His dirty hair alone, smell more than the mouth odor……… as i guy i don’t keep such hair is dirty………… his a dirty guy i know him too well

  17. Danti

    September 30, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    There are ways of unleashing sensitive truth, Uti, your head don spoil for your neck.

  18. OT

    September 30, 2014 at 9:46 AM

    There is nothing wrong with the hygiene tip Uti gave here why are you guys not comfortable with that, if it affect you then apply the principles he gave dont take it personal

    • Jem

      September 30, 2014 at 3:06 PM

      What this guy said is the truth. People should not take it personally. It is up to you if you want to apply the tips that he gave. I have many Nigerian friends whom I love very much and I had to let them know that cleanliness is next to GODLINESS. I never embarrassed them. Ilet them know in a nice way that they need to use toothpaste, deoderant and lotion because here in the US people will yell at them because of body odor and mouth odor. I have heard passengers insulting African and Indian cab drivers because of mouth and body odor. Please no one should take these comments by Uti personal.

      • BarakatUSA

        October 1, 2014 at 1:51 PM

        I totally agreed with you aboout what Uti said, most of us Nigerians do not whant to accept the truth when it comes to our personal hygiene, if you cannot cook then you need to get out of the kithchen.

  19. joe

    September 30, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    You are more than f****l for insultin nigerians.u big f*****

  20. Ay

    September 30, 2014 at 10:10 AM

    He gat it all wrong for blaming Nigeria altogether… Most dnt get d money for all dz stuff he is saying…plus d guy talk like say him no suffer b4…f**k off joor

  21. datcuteorobo

    September 30, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    lmfao…but its the truth.

  22. tina

    September 30, 2014 at 10:40 AM

    Una no see him own teeth he’s speaking frm experience cos him gt teeth problem which dey cause mouth odour.thank u for telling Nigerians ur predicament.idiot

  23. Udy Willy

    September 30, 2014 at 11:27 AM


  24. Live ur life

    September 30, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    Nigerians! We live in a temperate region of the world. It’s hot and humid. Male or female , why on earth will you allow your armpit hair grow out?
    Thunder fire ur life…Nigeria is not a temperate but tropical region… Mumu like say him wise…. U try to cover up cos u are a fountain of house of horror.. We sabi u.. Ur mouth just dey get better. Advice not scolding people. Mumu who bi ur mate. Nigeria no be ur grand father mate. Thunder fire ur generation…..see lies for ur crazy hair. Abi no be scratch I see u dey scratch so.. Idiot

  25. tina

    September 30, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    The truth is bitter, he is telling the truth, a lot of Nigerians at home have bad body odor if you leave nigeria to come overseas, that’s the first thing you will hear is your body odor, so try to listen when someone is telling the truth, he might say it in an insulting way, but he is telling the truth.

  26. ola

    September 30, 2014 at 12:24 PM

    He is right about everything he said. Sorry if you feel insulted.. MAKE A CHANGE!

  27. Teddy

    September 30, 2014 at 12:37 PM

    Hahahahahahahah Uti Ma main Man U just Trow The Lamba Give Us e Good Oh But My Guy You To act Like Say U been No Get Any Odor @ all Watch Your mouth Dia Is God Ooo

  28. Linda

    September 30, 2014 at 1:36 PM

    Uti, I do not know u but since big bro Africa, u come across as someone who is fulll of himself n ur piece just sealed it for me.FYI, ur piece says nothing new so don’t get xcited over nothing. And here is my own advise to u; take some damn acting classses! U cnt ACT!

  29. olomu ufuoma blessing

    September 30, 2014 at 1:38 PM

    U dey open u stupidit mouth dey insult Nigeria bcus God don help u through big brother Africa,who b u seif?

  30. Prince Daniels

    September 30, 2014 at 1:41 PM

    I bet you he’s scratching and picking out lice from that hair.

  31. Habiba

    September 30, 2014 at 2:25 PM

    @pretti, it’s wrong of you to say what you don’t know. In Islam, cleanliness is next to Godliness. In as much as you hate Islam, do justice to it. Don’t say what you don’t know pls.

  32. jt

    September 30, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    i dont see wat is wrong with wat dis guy said… una no dey like d truth cos its bitter.

  33. nnamdi obuzor

    September 30, 2014 at 3:35 PM

    That is what you get from a gay

  34. fairjudge

    September 30, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    What he said is actually true but what he lacks is language of expression. Uti learn how to express yourself on a public forum else your message will not be assimilated

  35. Asa

    September 30, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    Uti,Personal hygiene is a general rule,whether you are in NIGERIA or in NEWYORK.

  36. oge

    September 30, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Remember u was 1 of them that has body and mouth odor idiot just knw it was Nigeria that makes u what u are today now u have money u want insult the country that makes u what u r today God punish u there idiot. Onye Ara

  37. Uzoma

    September 30, 2014 at 5:21 PM

    Though I do not like his lifestyle(Gay), he said the truth. That does not apply to Nigerians only but people from other countries too. He said the damn truth.

  38. Nemmy

    September 30, 2014 at 5:24 PM

    I no get mouth or body odour but i don dey put am for practice incase if there is any bacteria trying to mouth odoue or body odour me,he he he
    U No Holy Pass….

  39. T

    September 30, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    True talk but the way he said can be insulting, some people need to use deodorant, mouth wash imagine you eating beans and you did not brush your teeth or use mouth wash when you talk people can smell it ,we sweat a lot in Nigeria cause of our weather, if you sweat and no deodorant on you you going to smell people should learn to practice personal hygiene .no lie some has mouth odor .

  40. g-gal

    September 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    @preti, b mindful of d words dt comes from ur mouth. Get d right info bfor passing out d wrong judgement

  41. O'Nels

    September 30, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    Live by example man! First, go and get ur hair cut B4 condemning others.

  42. dolapo

    September 30, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Finally!!!!!!!!!!! someone has said the bitter truth. it irritates me when people don’t shave their armpits, male or female. even, if it doesn’t smell it’s unsightly and they wouldn’t have d decency not to wear sleeveless shirts/tops. and mouth odor, chai, it’s because of this i carry chewing gum everywhere i go, I’m nice like that. your mouth stinks, I’ll be glad to hand you some gum.

    • Reb

      October 1, 2014 at 11:14 AM

      it’s unsightly? really?,what as happened to mankind.i mean d human in us.

  43. BBgail

    September 30, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    I dnt lyk d way he generalysed it,lyk everyone in Nig has got some odours except him. Plus he sounded lyk it is only in Nig u c pple wit odours.

  44. Lilly

    September 30, 2014 at 8:40 PM

    The truth is bitter someone just have to say it .thanks my bro for letting this out …. Some nigerians need to be educated on hygiene.

  45. Felix

    September 30, 2014 at 8:53 PM

    Money miss road.

  46. Grace

    September 30, 2014 at 9:43 PM

    Dear Uti, I dont know you but I just want to say thank you for this article. It is very very interesting and excellent. Your wife or girlfriend is very lucky to have you with all these hygiene knowledge.

    Nigerians he is helping you all. Please listen and take to this advise. It is very important. I also hate body mouth armpit and odour especially in buses. I dont like people holding chewing stick using spit.

  47. vickigee

    October 1, 2014 at 1:19 AM

    OMG!!!!!! you nailed it boy. Truth is better. The fact of the matter is that this guy said the truth, but he should not generalize bcos it is not everybody that smell. Even here in the state, I know how many times pple have come to me to speak to my fellow African coworkers to use deodorant. So you pple should not be angry biko.

  48. Princess Ugobabe

    October 1, 2014 at 9:22 AM

    All of u criticizing Uti r either sick or the smelly culprit.They should go f*** themselves.This is why this country will never progress but keeps going down everyday. 4 revealing a secret that everyone in the civilized world already know, Uti should be commended and celebrated not condemned. U should see how many Africans without their deodorant are treated with disdain when they board a train here in New York City where I live. When these Americans start these humiliating jokes and insults, I always rush to the defense of my co-Nigerian’s by getting off with them on their stop just to hand over a common deodorant to them. BTW, how much does a deodorant really cost? Priceless! Do you know how many times I have given deodorant to my relatives when I visit home only to see them discard these precious items because they “need perfume not rollon” as they wrongly call them. What they however forgot is that no matter how much perfumes they put on, it does not mask their odor. It even makes it worse by combining their odor with these perfumes to produce the worst odor imaginable on earth. Guys/gals please use a deodorant. I was like u all when I lived in Nigeria. I thought there was no need for deodorant, afterall we all had bad odor and smelled the same. But now that I’ve been living here, I’ve learned from others that everyone needs a deodorant, I can’t do without them. It’s in my car, my office drawers, my bags, etc. U can can learn something from a anyone. It doesn’t hurt to do so and it doesn’t have to be Uti telling u this. U know the funniest thing is that all these learned men and women who schooled in the West will never tell you what Uti said bcos if they do, they would be subjected to these kind of unwanted insults they are throwing on Uti. They prefer to keep quiet and let some of you wallow in ignorance.

  49. victor

    October 2, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    UTI, if you walk out everyday under the sun from offices to offices, cafe to cafe looking for job or u go about hustling under nigeria climatic condition, you will give your advice in a more sensible way. Rubbish

  50. Femi

    December 29, 2018 at 10:11 PM

    The guy spoke the truth, just that truth is bitter. For friends who were bitterly responding to His suggestions, I am sure u did not read the whole write up. Pls read from the beginning to the end before you talk,don’t just look at the topic alone.

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