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Charly Boy Turns Born Again, Says Jesus Tells Him To Kill His Python Snake
May 11, 2016 – Charly Boy Turns Born Again, Says Jesus Tells Him To Kill His Python Snake
To all the holier than thou out there, area Fada Charly Boy has become one of una.
The Abuja socialite took to the social media recently to narrate his encounter with ‘Jesus’ and how he was ordered to stop sleeping in his coffin and kill his pet python.
In his words:
“Don’t Mess With my Jesus! In February, 2016, one cool and unusual breezy night in the comfort of my room, I had a strange encounter of the freakiest kind with Jesus, which I shared with you all. In that encounter, our Lord left me with specific instructions. He had instructed me to tell you all, that Nigerians should STOP disturbing him by substituting prayers for hard work. Jesus was very very upset with Nigerian’s kinda prayer requests and shopping list, always calling His Name for the most trivial matters, things that would come to them naturally without sweat were they not a lazy and an unthinking ignorant bunch. Since that special encounter with Jesus, a lot has changed about me. I hardly noticed it, till one of my paddy guys started pointing out a lot of things that I now do differently. Abi I don enter? Pastor Charles? Hmmmmm, ok. He pointed out amongst others things, so many things that I no longer do like taking my afternoon naps in my casket, how I killed my pet phyton on the 26th of February to set my spirit free. How it seems like I have stopped confusing people with my sexuality and how the things of Jesus was taking a hold of me. He observed that my long time advocacy of empowering the youths has taken a monumental dimension. How I have become an emergency marriage counsellor, thanks to Tiwa & Bliss. My calm and coolness suddenly made my paddy man more intrigued and curious “Charly, what’s going on” he asked insinuating that my Jesus encounter had reconfigured me. I really do not feel any different from how I have always felt for the past 37yrs of being consumed by the Charlyboy persona. However I must confess that I have remained dazed by that freaky encounter. I remember Jesus giving me that strong hard look and ordering me to “Get to work” before I could ask, what work? the Lord disappeared as fast as he appeared. Back in the days I would have wondered what they put in my weed. Haba, but am not Pastor Adeboye, T.B Joshua, Pastor Kris Okotie, or any of those holier than thou people. See me see wahala oh. Anyway, from henceforth, let no oyizzyyj Wow that nice power most change hands in Jesus name amen”
D Hunter
May 11, 2016 at 4:42 PM
From your statements, you still havent met Jesus. Not kinda judging but you are still far from Christ. You need to be born again.
Killing your python is not all there is to it because you can still go get a crocodile to replace it.
May God help you.
I take a stroll…
Metu Nyetu
May 11, 2016 at 4:43 PM
It is only a sucker that would believe you. If Jesus had appeared to you, there’s no way you would have called Pastor Adeboye a holier-than-thou. You have simply chosen to mock God. Ask Tencredo Neves of Brasil and he’d tell you how far. God is not mocked, for whatever a man soweth, he shall reap.
Sharon stone
May 11, 2016 at 6:47 PM
I think u charlyboy still dreaming oo and how can u say jesus appear to u yet ur comment make no sense at all.
Air
May 11, 2016 at 7:29 PM
If a man wakes up in the morning and tells that he had a dream where he was made the king of heaven and earth, who am I to argue with him. After all I was not in the dream with him to know what actually transpired.
Some people say ” No level of Psychiatry treatment/rehab will deter a mentally deranged person from occasional morbid soliloquy.” The Hausas say “Ga fili, ga doki.” Meaning, the open wide field is all free for the donkey to show what she is made of.
Let’s see how you are going to fry those fish you claim to have caught.
I am interested because happiness will be my reward if after 365 days from today, you are able to show him, yes him, that he does not own you soul.
full baby
May 11, 2016 at 7:45 PM
I don’t just like dis man
Kemkem
May 11, 2016 at 8:22 PM
Take it or leave it, the man is preparing the ground for owning a church like Eucharia Anunobi! No be Ibo businessman? His career is no longer doing well, Uncle Jona is no longer on d seat of Power, the next thing is to start a church business. So bcos u advised Tiwa Savage and her hubby dat now made you a marriage counselor? For your MIND!!
fifelomo
May 12, 2016 at 5:04 AM
Attention seeker. If you like be born against.
sola olaniyi
May 12, 2016 at 7:31 AM
What is this man saying abeg..
ruth
May 12, 2016 at 9:37 AM
yooh
OPINION
May 12, 2016 at 12:40 PM
NA WA 4 D WRITER AND CHALLYBOY OOO, WHICH ONE BE HOLIER THAN THOU?
Maryf
May 12, 2016 at 3:39 PM
The guy is trying hard to uplift himself. Your statement means that you were drunk and had a dream which you can even remember what happened in it and you are calling Jesus.
Maryf
May 12, 2016 at 3:40 PM
If you want to open church go ahead and make more money through it but don’t use style to tell that Jesus is calling you.
John Emeka
May 14, 2016 at 6:50 PM
Keep on fooling urself not realising dat life z too short.
I never liked dis guy even a bit..i wonder wen he ill change…
People should be d one dat will testify ur change not u abeg..so pls just keep ur mouth sealed
Nwarieji Nnaemeka BOBISCO
October 11, 2016 at 10:03 PM
wow Oguta man
Pp
February 28, 2018 at 5:40 PM
Congratulations bro.welcome to the real world. Haters will always open their dirty mouth. I celebrate with you bros.