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Funny Letter By A Graduating High School Student

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July 5, 2015 – Funny Letter By A Graduating High School Student


Daer Sir
I’m writter this letter with haters and tell you that I’m leave your school for good enough.

The why of the leave it is because at your school, the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad.
Sometimes one day of once upon a time, I wanted to cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep
he is not a cry. I was silent but vibrating in and out. It was hot me but I thinked what mine father telled me that a manhood do not crying.

Another why is because of discriminate, we writted a test and I’m cheated, I get 20% that I’m not
deserved. The teachers says my head is dead. Oh, it pained me too much.

I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but Sir you must know it is very ice in the morning, blanket is not want to be removed from body, I wake up early but I am come late. I’m write exzam study at another school.

Great your wife and childish. Pliz tell all childs of school that I’m say
good bye for ever and ever amen.

Your’s faithfool

This grammar reminds us of a popular commentator on this forum.



  1. ISA

    July 5, 2015 at 3:55 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My belle ooo. u must b proff wole soyinka’s best graduating student. jokes. i like dis student bcos a man is a sheep nd manhood dont cry..

  2. Loveth Chukwu

    July 5, 2015 at 4:07 AM

    is the letter written by bench

  3. Jacob Famoroti

    July 5, 2015 at 5:07 AM

    Unbelievable. But this can be arguably real afterall, Naijagist please tell me its a joke or else, i would recommend that the student be compelled to learn a trade, he or she will still be surely economically useful to the society. However, i would blame foundation for his or her blunders.

  4. el_chizy

    July 5, 2015 at 6:10 AM

    i bet that letter na bench get am

  5. oluwapemisire

    July 5, 2015 at 7:28 AM

    Hahahahahaha I just can’t stop laughing oooo! This is Bench the second I swear…llolz. bench come out and read ur younger brother letter and see how difficult we use to find it reading ur comments

  6. FEMI

    July 5, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    I guess Patience Jonathan is a past student of the school this letter is coming from. Patience has no respect for grammar and so she speaks the English language her own way without shame. Hope we don’t ever have a first lady of Patience calibre again. She disobeyed everybody including the rules of speaking English language. How funny.!

    • Best

      July 7, 2015 at 8:31 AM

      How is this write up associated with Patience, don’t keep on saying out of point

  7. Jgurl

    July 5, 2015 at 11:13 AM


  8. e.o

    July 5, 2015 at 4:15 PM

    Bench oooo!

  9. e.o

    July 5, 2015 at 4:16 PM

    bench ooo!

  10. Bpex

    July 5, 2015 at 4:38 PM

    Manhood do cry oooo,, abi i day lie

  11. teewai

    July 5, 2015 at 8:08 PM

    If this is not bench,then he must be his brother,lwkmd

  12. coolcolette

    July 5, 2015 at 9:45 PM

    Someone pls wake BENCH up….Bench we need u here to tell us. Lollllllllllll

  13. Kelvin

    July 5, 2015 at 11:19 PM


  14. ayanfe

    July 6, 2015 at 1:31 AM

    @bench where art thou. come and see your broda. sha no use ur oyinbo kill us for naijagists. funny

  15. Pinkish

    July 6, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Lol dis is bench’s bros…lwkmd

  16. dianarose

    July 13, 2015 at 5:38 PM


  17. Janet

    July 14, 2015 at 11:05 PM

    This is funny

  18. ribex

    July 18, 2015 at 7:35 PM

    pls were is broda bench oh….lol

  19. ribex

    July 18, 2015 at 7:36 PM

    pls were is bro bench…

  20. ribex

    July 18, 2015 at 7:37 PM

    pls where is bro bench

  21. Ugopros

    July 20, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    this story is so fun, I liking it very too much. Thanks you very big…

  22. Oluwatumise

    September 20, 2015 at 1:49 AM

    Hummmm dis great but it mush be joke sha cos dat means she has have large of money cos if nt she cnt just do dat


    November 16, 2015 at 10:46 PM

    nonoeducated is beter dan u.


    January 19, 2016 at 8:43 AM

    gud studen

  25. chiemela benson

    March 17, 2016 at 4:13 PM

    well shall insuch a letter if i am the person writting it i wont write my name at the complementry close i will let it to be an unanimous letter

  26. Bench

    July 28, 2016 at 9:33 PM

    I was not even saw this news bifor. Is tuday is my firsting time to be see am. So na wetin is make pipul think say is me wey was write this letter of go? Was he do bad thing say he was tire for the school and is want to go? If pipul tire for where they are dey, are they not go? Abeg make pipul not calling my name with nemesis.

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