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Man Arrested For Stealing Human Brain From Lab Charged With Abuse Of Corpse
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July 18, 2016 – Crack Addict Arrested For Stealing Human Brain From Lab Charged With Abuse Of Corpse
A mentally unstable crack addict has been arrested for stealing human brain from a laboratory.
26-year-old Joshua Long was charged last Thursday after he admitted to stealing a human brain and soaking his weed with the juice he extracted from the brain to give it extra kick.
The suspect’s aunt discovered the human brain while cleaning the house.
Detectives said the brain was originally used as a classroom anatomy aid before ending up in the hand of Mr Long.
Court document revealed that Joshua Long named the stolen brain Freddy.
He has since been charged with conspiracy and abuse of corpse.
Long is currently cooling off in a Pennsylvania jail.
Big Aunty Koks
July 18, 2016 at 2:18 PM
There is method in the man’s madness a beg. We are made to understand that doing ” crack” or other drugs destroys the brain cells. Therefore, this guy soaking his weed in brain juice is his way of replenishing any of his own brain cells that the crack he indulges in damages. Moreover, the brain being in a lab he must have figured will be “top notch” otherwise nobody will want to use it for experiment; so it must have curative ingredients to repair crack- damaged brains like the guy’s own.
The guy is not mad.
fifelomo
July 18, 2016 at 3:04 PM
This man is sick! Mentally unbalanced.
Metu Nyetu
July 18, 2016 at 3:22 PM
Named the stolen brain Feddy? Hahahahahah! Feddy how far naa? Funny news.
I wonder where this guy got his idea of smoking human brain. Or did he imagine that the brain would make him wiser?
Keeping it real
July 18, 2016 at 4:28 PM
This guy got PhD in madness!
Thank God he’s madness did not make him to commit murder to get a fresh brain for a fresh sense!
#newsoftheyear
Maryf
July 18, 2016 at 4:36 PM
I have been hearing that madness is of different type, and I doubted it, but now I believe that adage. Nawaoo
Koolz
July 18, 2016 at 4:53 PM
Lol.. very funny. some deserve to drink hot dog urine.. No be only Freddy na free lance!!! Very funny, experimental drugtology and smoketology madness of d first order!!!
sola olaniyi
July 18, 2016 at 6:09 PM
he must be mentally derailed
D Hunter
July 18, 2016 at 9:02 PM
If this were in Naija now, everybody will shout “Ritualist“
I take a stroll.
buzu-k
July 18, 2016 at 9:09 PM
he is onye-ara(madman),if say na nigeria mad man he will do worst than this.
betty
July 18, 2016 at 9:59 PM
I can’t fit laugh so everything is steal able
Truce
July 19, 2016 at 9:48 AM
He should be sent to a psychiatrist hospital. He doesn’t even look okay.
benny
July 19, 2016 at 12:36 PM
where bench dey see ur brother ooo, i cant wait for u to comment