Man Arrested For Stealing Human Brain From Lab Charged With Abuse Of Corpse

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July 18, 2016 – Crack Addict Arrested For Stealing Human Brain From Lab Charged With Abuse Of Corpse

A mentally unstable crack addict has been arrested for stealing human brain from a laboratory.

26-year-old Joshua Long was charged last Thursday after he admitted to stealing a human brain and soaking his weed with the juice he extracted from the brain to give it extra kick.

The suspect’s aunt discovered the human brain while cleaning the house.

Detectives said the brain was originally used as a classroom anatomy aid before ending up in the hand of Mr Long.

Court document revealed that Joshua Long named the stolen brain Freddy.

He has since been charged with conspiracy and abuse of corpse.

Long is currently cooling off in a Pennsylvania jail.

12 thoughts on “Man Arrested For Stealing Human Brain From Lab Charged With Abuse Of Corpse

  1. There is method in the man’s madness a beg. We are made to understand that doing ” crack” or other drugs destroys the brain cells. Therefore, this guy soaking his weed in brain juice is his way of replenishing any of his own brain cells that the crack he indulges in damages. Moreover, the brain being in a lab he must have figured will be “top notch” otherwise nobody will want to use it for experiment; so it must have curative ingredients to repair crack- damaged brains like the guy’s own.
    The guy is not mad.

  2. Named the stolen brain Feddy? Hahahahahah! Feddy how far naa? Funny news.

    I wonder where this guy got his idea of smoking human brain. Or did he imagine that the brain would make him wiser?

  3. This guy got PhD in madness!
    Thank God he’s madness did not make him to commit murder to get a fresh brain for a fresh sense!
    #newsoftheyear

  4. I have been hearing that madness is of different type, and I doubted it, but now I believe that adage. Nawaoo

  5. Lol.. very funny. some deserve to drink hot dog urine.. No be only Freddy na free lance!!! Very funny, experimental drugtology and smoketology madness of d first order!!!

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