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Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On Private Jet Acquisition In Nigeria

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Nov 26, 2012 – Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On Private Jet Acquisition In Nigeria

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon popularly known for his gigantic grammatology recently speaks up on the increasing trend of Private Jet acquisition by wealthy Nigerians.

Hear the outspoken senator in his own words below:

I cast my vote for Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah and Pastor Tunde Bakare in their demosthenic vitriol against spiritual megalomaniacs whose modus vivendi has become increasingly byzantine and repulsively narcissistic.

We must all begin to deprecate this razzmatazz and Nestorian braggadocio in the “HOUSE OF GOD” because when there is no difference between the values of a Pastor and a typical Nigerian Politician, then it’s truly a bolekaja ambience…..

Any interpreter in the house?



  1. Junior Lucky

    November 26, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    dis guy is a genius.

  2. Paul Ny

    November 26, 2012 at 5:21 PM


  3. Adelowo Adenle

    November 26, 2012 at 5:45 PM

    I have diploma in english….this s called advanced english.

  4. Abel Asuai

    November 26, 2012 at 5:50 PM


  5. Kayode Akintunde

    November 26, 2012 at 6:24 PM


  6. Joseph Dellima

    November 26, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    please ar u real if u ar den I'm going to sleep wt my dico.

  7. Paulson

    November 26, 2012 at 6:34 PM

    Grammatical nonsense. Can he list just one thing he did for his constituents when he was in the house of reps. He was there to disturb people with grammar.

    • darius

      January 12, 2013 at 6:19 AM

      True talk. Dat patrick is a bloody noise maker.

  8. dude

    November 26, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    he is my hero..!!

  9. David

    November 26, 2012 at 7:11 PM

    Does that solve Nigeria problems? .This man spent so many yrs in the House and nothing to show for it.Speaking big English without any action is rubbish.Could someone tell me what this man has achieve or do for the masses suffering in his village.

  10. Paso.

    November 26, 2012 at 7:44 PM

    well i dont understand his grammar, but i can tell he is talking about d Pastors,their way of life is just as politicials, their luxurious living not different frm 9ja politicials.

  11. ken

    November 26, 2012 at 7:48 PM

    de guy is insane. wats wrong if he speak simple english.

  12. ken

    November 26, 2012 at 7:51 PM

    de guy is insane. wats wrong if he speak simple english. Pls tell him 2 shut up.

  13. Nwas

    November 26, 2012 at 8:16 PM

    Out of English dictionary. Well let me call him a grammar comedian.

  14. saintpaul

    November 26, 2012 at 9:28 PM

    grammatical grammatism! u are right dearie

  15. dewizardz

    November 26, 2012 at 9:33 PM

    What do you expect from ngr senators?they uses dictionary jus to eat the money.the statement written by this sen makes no meaning to me.

  16. emperor-mich

    November 26, 2012 at 10:47 PM

    Dis’s a comedy of errors, is dis man speaking in tongues or wat?

  17. tamskol

    November 27, 2012 at 3:37 AM

    arrant nonsense he needs psychiatric drills.

  18. Lucky Agbaze

    November 27, 2012 at 8:00 AM

    My are 2much and your status as a prof. is a pride to Edo state.Your gammers are always polished and worth hearing all the time.The elites will comprehend and learn.

  19. D'peacemaker

    November 27, 2012 at 8:30 AM

    This is kalopogonial muconoides in mudus-oratorakala,this is tatamous to talornism iwenus.this is my humble logomacy and ligomacy that i have made without lukapatial.LOL

  20. Roy

    November 27, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    Funny enough, he has not communicated. Communication is effective when the speaker and listener understands what they are saying.

    • isaac dgreat

      November 27, 2012 at 12:48 PM

      dat is gramatical nonsense

    • Chinny

      November 27, 2012 at 8:15 PM

      Surely, the man doesn’t understand what communication is. He’s only entertaining himself and pple who don’t appreciate the use of good spoken English.

  21. Sunny Okoye

    November 27, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    I said that Nigerians went to school just to learn how to be speaking big grammars but they are pigs. Just take a look their environments where they sit and speaking the grammars, very dirty.

  22. Raymond Amaefune

    November 27, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    All nonsense what has he done in his consistuency

  23. aj ponpin

    November 27, 2012 at 11:49 AM


  24. yonfatimah

    November 27, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    Ha ha very funy what was he saying big grammer with no meaning

  25. Eph.

    November 27, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    Atleast let those who can speak very well talk and express their4 feelings. Carry go my Master

  26. isaac silva

    November 27, 2012 at 1:48 PM

    this sort of grammatic parapollism is not helping the already degraded economic situation of the polity.hon patrick should leave grammar,and communicate in languages that will halp this naiton develop by bringing useful suggestions.

  27. Maria

    November 27, 2012 at 3:11 PM

    May u walk nd neva gbobiela ukwu. Am karid

  28. Austin Bell

    November 27, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    This man is very good able to bring smile to many anytime he doing the best thing he can do well, but is it not about time we start thinking how his style of communication is helping a failing nation like Nigeria? I am not in the position to critize this great man, , but I am not his fan or follower, I respect people like M. Luther king jr, Malcom x, Marcus G., Louis Farrakhan. A company employer once told that he would have employed me but, the problem is that my German was not good enough then, I told him I don't need dip in German to do pratical custruction work. 7 years later we are now the best of friends.Partrick is where he is today because of his mouth and not his work. he is very sure we Nigerians are not interested in job well done but, in big language. the question here, is for how long? The future of Nigeria is not the present politicians, but the youth, how can this happens? by laughing and clapping hands for present politicians who are busy doing nothing than moving your money to west or holding them responsible for killing our future? Europe is the richest and the finest region in the world with African money, but can any person out there give me a name of any person in the Uk or in usa that can face Partrick Obahiagbon with big grammars? This is just the way I view it because I want a functionning Nigeria not BLA BLA BLA as usual.

  29. emmezy

    November 28, 2012 at 9:37 AM

    Dis man spoke total nonsense tell him to write or speak in British or American English.

  30. emmezy

    November 28, 2012 at 9:40 AM

    Dis man spoke total nonsense tell him to write or speak in British or American English.and 4 d pastors most of dia members give dem as gifts while some acquire dem with dia own mony e.g. Bishop oyedepo.

    • Francis festus

      February 5, 2013 at 11:25 AM

      Please what an aircraft got to do with preaching God’s world? The man is right ( PO) where the pastor are living in luxury their subject continue to languish in poverty. Is that the example Jesus laid down?

  31. Judixion

    November 28, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    He is just talking for the sake of making a comment, hence, he wont be able to repeat the same grammatical construction twice. I like him but he is not different from others and that is not what he is condemning. He is rather saying that The Pastors are not supposed to behave in their (Politicians’)like. He is being realistic because the congregation will be looting the State and National treasury to procure these ‘NONE SENSE’ Jets.
    NB: These words are combinations of English, Edo, Igbo, Ijaw, Yoruba, Latin etc, he is emulation Zik in his Zikism. I like it.

  32. arc afoo

    December 1, 2012 at 9:15 AM

    My able senator patrick when are u going 2 publish ur own dictionary d macrocosm is 2 much .Try 2 elucidate ur gramer

  33. EKUMA

    December 3, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    Our problem in Nigeria as far as i know is not what one can talk or level of
    grammar one speaks, it has alot to do with our ojectivity and practicability in term of achieving both our micro and macro policy goals, strategies on puttings smiles on the faces of the down throden. May GOD help us.

  34. Ogb

    December 3, 2012 at 11:41 PM


  35. mercy

    December 7, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    pls as a nigerian with ur position, try to speak wat people will understand and stop biting about the bush.

  36. Dr emmy

    December 7, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    It has bcm a nonchallant altitude nd unprecedented assault of the highhest exposure factor wch is capable of triggering leiomyoma at just a single dose for xtain cleric owin private jets, for me I think my frnd hon patrick is ryt in bombarding the so called called clerics owing jets

  37. jones iniodu

    December 7, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    I am impressed boss!

  38. Emmanuel (Spain)

    December 7, 2012 at 3:13 PM

    Obahiagbon is nothing but a comedian who is trying to find his way to the top but little did he knows that AY and CO- has already taking the top place in commedy, of all the time he spent in the house of rep, he did nothing rather than one WATER WELL for the whole of his constituency and two motorcycles for two village boys, how are we sure the boys are not members of his family.

  39. tom

    December 9, 2012 at 5:10 PM

    While he was thr,he did nothing.abeg pt yr grammar in yur ass

  40. Benson

    December 17, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    shut up ur dirty mouth mr patrick…ure an a** hole.this your grammers does not add anything to improve this country.ure a sycophant

  41. olaniyi

    January 6, 2013 at 10:38 AM


  42. Favor

    January 7, 2013 at 9:14 PM

    This is a messmirization of the english vocabulary…its not right cause not every one can understand him.. Its causes an inference in communication.

  43. Francis festus

    February 5, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    Many people fail to comment on the context but focus on Patrick vocabulary, in summary what Patick is trying to say is that ” there is no difference between the politician and the so call men of God” simple. The pastors are living a luxurious life why the congregation are starving, finacialy and spiritually. One may ask is an aircraft needed to accomplish their ministry?

  44. Omachoko Joseph

    February 5, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    This man is a grammatologist inquest. In fact, bolekaja is a Yoruba language.
    So, he uses local languages with latin words and a little a English words.

  45. Timothy Obinali

    March 5, 2013 at 10:52 PM


  46. Okare omoniyi

    July 30, 2013 at 3:56 PM

    If u are against Mr Patrick, it means u are fool and illiterate, if u do not understand all what he said go and buy a dictionary and i think that will also help u to know where world is going to. Good nigerians will not ignore him.

  47. Kiku

    August 4, 2013 at 5:12 AM

    Dis is d man in nigeria that can hit d nail on d head without any fear of favor.hw many politicians are saying d truth in nigeria 2day? PAULSON nd CO i want u to knw that this man is a law maker nd his function is to make laws to suits his constituecy but nt construction of roads nd bridges. Dnt b deceived by those ones who come to build 1 or 2 tins in ur place, hav they done what u hav voted dem to do?

  48. ajayi sunkanmi

    August 11, 2013 at 5:03 AM

    0yaaa I de feel u ooooo carry on oo

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