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South African Universities Will Offer Witchcraft Courses In 2018 Curriculum To Ease Traffic Jam

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South African Universities Will Offer Witchcraft Courses In 2018 Curriculum To Ease Traffic Jam

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September 16, 2016 – South African Universities Will Offer Witchcraft Courses In 2018 Curriculum To Ease Traffic Jam – Education Minister

In the next two years, students enrolling in public Universities in South Africa will now have the free invitation to join witchcraft in order to get flying power so as to help the country solve traffic jam problem.

According to the story making rounds in South Africa, Education Minister Nzimande Blade revealed this while addressing Student Union representatives from all over the country earlier this week.

Blade reportedly said Universities all over the country have been advised to offer courses on witchcraft to students willing to practice witchcraft.

According to him, students will be able to learn how to fly in winnowing baskets.

In his words:

“Our student can learn a lot from witchcraft, imagine if they learn how to fly in that winnowing basket used by witches, it will help our country eradicate traffic problem and everyone will just get their basket and fly in it and that means South Africa will no more be importing expensive fuel.

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This is not funny. Hope the man was not under influence while making this senseless announcement.

13 Comments

13 Comments

  1. D Hunter

    September 16, 2016 at 10:02 PM

    Hahahahahaha WHAT? So, when a student graduates from such Uni, what does he or she becomes? A certified witch or wizard, right?

    See im face like wetin them take seperate fight.

    I take a stroll…

    • Akosua

      September 19, 2016 at 12:41 PM

      hahahahahahaha

  2. Omoalayo

    September 16, 2016 at 10:14 PM

    Orisirisi, end of the world is near already. Doing witchcraft as a course, chaaaiiii!!!!

  3. Omoalayo

    September 16, 2016 at 10:14 PM

    Orisirisi, end of the world is near already. Doing witchcraft as a course, chaaaiiii!!!!

  4. fifelomo

    September 16, 2016 at 10:17 PM

    Of course this is not funny. By thier face we shall no them. Is this man not a wizard?

    • Akosua

      September 19, 2016 at 8:59 AM

      Thats all

  5. Salewa Ijogun

    September 16, 2016 at 10:38 PM

    The guy is not normal. I bet it with you guys he just made it up

  6. Victoria A

    September 17, 2016 at 12:31 AM

    Mad man with ugly face.

  7. Tendy

    September 17, 2016 at 11:56 AM

    That’s nice but I also want to ask, won’t it be used to kill and destroy people also? Pls u south african folks should stop embarrassing yourself and create more roads and bridges.

  8. Metu Nyetu

    September 17, 2016 at 12:10 PM

    I KNOW a joke when I see one, and this one is.

  9. sola olaniyi

    September 17, 2016 at 12:25 PM

    this nah end time course

  10. Lady P

    September 18, 2016 at 10:29 PM

    lol, under the influence of weed

  11. Ms ERANKO

    September 19, 2016 at 9:38 PM

    THERE IS A COLLEGE IN UK ALREADY WHERE YOU CAN STUDY PSYCHIC/WITCRAFT.

    IN AMERICAN THEY HAVE ALREADY BUILD UNIVERSITY WHERE YOU CAN STUDY IFA YORUBA RELIGION.

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