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“Yoruba Ladies Have The Biggest Hips In Nigeria” – Charles Novia Blasts Kim Kardashian

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“Yoruba Ladies Have The Biggest Hips In Nigeria” – Charles Novia Blasts Kim Kardashian

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Nov 27, 2014 – “Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts In Nigeria” – Charles Novia Blasts Kim Kardashian & Jennifer Lopez

Popular Nigerian movie producer and culture critic Charles Novia just released a new piece about American stars who have big butts through buttock injection.

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Charles said African women are naturally endowed while international stars like Nicki Minaj, Kim K and Jennifer Lopez usually get theirs through fake implants.

He explains why Kim K and others should be jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne Okoro and other African women. He also argues that of all tribes in Nigeria, Yoruba women have the biggest butts.

Check out the piece below:

I know the hidden agenda of Kim Kardashian, Nikki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez. Yes, I know.
These ladies are jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne Okoro and one of my female relatives in the village.
Na today real Black women don dey get Big Yansh? Why the sudden obsession with Kim Kardashian’s butt by the Western World? Ehn?

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And the funny thing is, oyinbo women are now getting butt transplants while those who can’t afford it are using butt pads, or Yansh Pads as we term it here sometimes.
Now, this is the humour when it comes to Nigerian and perhaps African women. When God made the African woman, he might have taken an extra rib from Adam to bless the African women in most parts of the continent. That is why South African women have….(*speechless)

Narrowing it down to Nigeria and the ethnic groups, it is debatable but research has shown that Yoruba ladies just might have the biggest butts in Nigeria. I am likely to concur with this because ever since I was born and all the years I was growing up, the only images of Yoruba women I could remember from the black and white music clips of those days and Owambe Parties, were images of some bad ass conservative butt shaking which never got one’s parents incensed enough to switch off the television lest we got ‘spoilt’ but would sooner ask us to close our eyes when images of oyinbos kissing came on the screen.

In fact, when I first watched a clip of Fela Kuti’s stage performance in 1977 or 1978 on NTV ( as it was called then), it wasn’t the ‘shakara, shakara’ chorus he was singing which caught my fancy. It was the unbridled butt shaking of his dancing girls which tormented my poor, young innocent soul for years.

Then, Charly Boy came in 1987, with his outrageous music video, ‘Big Bottom’ and not even the morally-correct NTA could ban it off the airwaves then even with the tempting close-ups of women with Big Yanshes in that video. Then one lady singer called Uche Ibeto released a video titled ‘Jigida’ where she did some provocative butt shaking as she screamed in a simulated moan ‘ligiligi, ligiligi, sha, sha, sha! ‘. And no one banned that video then because it ‘projected an African dance’.

Back to the meat of my story, today’s fashion is a conspiracy to ensure that Butt-om Power will keep on ruling. Everything with women’s fashion seems to bring out the shape of their butts these days. And the Kim Ks and Nikki Minajs are there to help you out, if you have any doubts.
Sadly, in Nigeria, I am told that Butt Pads for ladies are in high demand in the market. Why? Because many young ladies want to have butts like Kim Kardashian.
I need to ask why an African lady would want to put on artificial pads on what has naturally been padded from heaven. Because of Kim?

Fela Kuti did sing that the African People’s problems start from the back. ‘Na from BACK yioooooo’.
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate butt. Good butt. And for those who got it among the ladies, thank God for ‘butt’ering your bread. But when butts are being used now as weapons of distraction, Houston, we have a problem!

Why did I write this satire today? Two days ago, at Garki 2, a young lady with well-formed hips came out of a building and stood by the road to flag down a taxi. I tell you, Kim K has nothing on this woman’s butt and I wasn’t looking at her o. I was humming Tisha Cobbs ‘Break Every Chain’ when I saw her. The next thing I knew, an SUV rammed me from behind. Gbosa!

A well-dressed young man came out and apologised profusely as I looked at my dented rear bumper. Whilst apologising, he kept glancing at the young lady a few metres away.

‘Mr Man!’ I said, ‘before Yansh will kill you, go and meet that girl and take her contacts so that you will know that the bills you will pay for fixing my dent will be worth it!’

The Guy nor slack. He went to the Lady and a couple of minutes later, they both walked back to his SUV.

I don’t care to know what went down with him and the endowed lass but all I know is that I have a new rear bumper at his expense which was fixed yesterday.

Obviously that kind of person would not care to pay for bumpers. What with the way he rammed my car from behind, it doesn’t take much imagination to visualise the other types of ramming he loves doing behind closed doors.

Chei!!! Charles Novia, the baddest African man that ever liveth… Nice piece!



  1. prince of ijesha

    November 27, 2014 at 2:31 PM

    i partly agree with you when you are talking of hips,I give it to Kenyan and Ghanaian women.

  2. Metu Nyetu

    November 27, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    I give it 2 Benue women, eventho I’m stil vr young 2 add 2 dis topic.

  3. Tonia

    November 27, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    Charles Novia must you be heard? if you do not know what to say, pls stop.

  4. UZOMA

    November 27, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    It is true. African women are naturally endowed and that is why women from other continents are usually jealous of them.American women (whites mostly) use butt injection and spandex to enhance theirs. Some of them even inject their lips to have thick lips to look like African women. Even the hip gyration that Beyonce and Shakira practice they learnt from African women especially Kenya. African women are beautiful naturally. Not going far look at Black American women, they have natural butt. Black is beautiful.


    November 27, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    I love wide butts die.

  6. Tboy

    November 27, 2014 at 8:56 PM

    ….Confirmed true talk!!!!African women have the biggest “yansh” all over D world.

  7. Tboy

    November 27, 2014 at 9:03 PM

    ….ask Iya-Sikira & Alahja Jinjinjin these two “madam-landcrusers”have D biggest yansh in Isale eko!;-) Lol!!!!!

  8. D Hunter

    November 27, 2014 at 10:54 PM

    Parlour of SHIT.

  9. yusuf

    November 28, 2014 at 1:08 AM

    all na dirty water full every where inside
    check it out

  10. yvonne

    November 28, 2014 at 6:29 AM

    True talk charles nice one too, me self gada hips I just wonda y our guys go de trip for kim k’s artificial yash or jennifer’s hips maybe because they don’t value our african women

  11. rachael

    November 28, 2014 at 1:39 PM

    i give it to calabar women, ukwu nwanyi calabar

  12. Anthony

    November 28, 2014 at 2:51 PM

    Who is CN -Charles Novia? I strongly believe He is suffering from ADS Attention Disorder Syndrome; judging from all his comments and criticisms about Nollywood actors/actresses .

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