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FIFA World Cup 2014: Memo To Nigerian Wives & Girlfriends

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June 5, 2014 – FIFA World Cup 2014 In Brazil: Memo To Nigerian Wives & Girlfriends

Here is a hilarious warning message for all Nigerian women from their husbands and boyfriends ahead of the upcoming FIFA World cup 2014 event in Brazil.

Dear Sweethearts,

The FIFA World Cup is close by, so let us give you a few rules that will help all of us during the months of June and July:

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won’t go!

3. You support the teams that I support.

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

5. Repeats and highlights are as good as the main match, so I’m gonna watch them too.

6. We can see movies/home video (no Telemundo and African Magic) provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.

7. You don’t just pass in front of the TV if am watching any match, you better freeze where you are or crawl on the floor.

8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as; “is this Chelsea versus England?”

9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to watch a match with me.

10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is Losing, OR ELSE!!!

You are warned!

Jointly signed by Husbands and Boyfriends.

10 Comments

10 Comments

  1. ndu

    June 5, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    HahahhaAAaaaaaaAaa.

  2. Doris

    June 5, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    for una mind lolz

  3. Patbest

    June 5, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Chelsea versus England lol, though it sound as a real joke, but some men and guys don’t joke with football, if ur husband or boy friend is one of them pls and pls do not disturb them.

  4. Dan

    June 5, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    On Point!

  5. Esther

    June 5, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Hahahahahahahahaha una fit keep this rules if person give una?

  6. phobia

    June 5, 2014 at 11:34 PM

    bravo

  7. A big nwa aka phyno

    June 6, 2014 at 4:43 AM

    Soooo boring ish…. Why can’t u guys leave dryness nd go fr smtyn funny…. Arrrg

  8. Danti

    June 6, 2014 at 5:28 AM

    Thanks. Guys also make sure you are taking your blood pressure medication. Bad soccer and hearts(good and bad ones)are enemies. Because when you exclaim Aaaaaaaa!!! Aye mi! In that moment, the shock that travels through your system is enormous, so please take your medications.

  9. mirriambetu

    June 6, 2014 at 7:35 AM

    kikikikikikiki,chia the memo carry wieghtooooh na GODooooh

  10. Atyl

    June 6, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    What happens if any or all of the rules are broken. When we ask for money PLEASE co-operate on time. Lolz

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