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ISIS Thanks Russia & Florida For Donald Trump’s Victory, Hoists Mission Accomplished Banner
November 9, 2016 – ISIS Thanks Russia, Florida For Donald Trump’s Victory, Hoists Mission Accomplished Banner
Calling it “the culmination of everything we’ve worked for all these years,” a teary-eyed Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi announced that ISIS had completed its mission of bringing around the end of Western Civilization.
At ISIS headquarters in Raqqa, supporters were celebrating well into Wednesday morning, with a “Mission Accomplished” banner hanging in the background. Ignoring the Muslim ban on alcohol, fighters were spraying each other with champagne.
“I knew that eventually, with hard work, we could bring about the destruction of America. I just never knew it would happen this quickly,” said one ISIS member. “I would like to thank the Republican Party, Vladimir Putin, the State of Florida, and Scott Baio.”
[Article Credit: The Middle East Beast]
JAMOON GBS
November 9, 2016 at 7:39 AM
Yes the government of Illuminati has stopped, God bless America, God bless Eze Donald Trump the Ibu ayi ndada “1” of America.
sola olaniyi
November 9, 2016 at 8:24 AM
Trump victory shows nothing is impossible
spayor
November 9, 2016 at 9:44 AM
I agree with you @sola…you just have to never give up…with everytin this guy passed through..
Bello ola
November 9, 2016 at 10:08 AM
Your endtime in this useless evil act has approached for condeming this man, amen.
Endure
November 9, 2016 at 11:20 AM
I said it some days ago that Trump’s plan to ban the muslim from entering the US is a sad news and an impending disaster for the americans.
ISIS thanking the republican for there electoral victory is just a mockery and a taunt in that, Donald Trump’s senseless plan to ban muslim most especially the Arabs from entering US has in effect laid a groundwork for the hardline Jihadists group to launch an attack in the US homeland thereby putting the lives of the americans at greater risk.
And no doubt such attack will have the backing of some arab nations or might even be coordinated with them. That is why such policy is dangerous and reckless!
I still want to consider most of his speeches he made during campaign as utterances meant to buy the mind of the americans and score political goal.
betty
November 9, 2016 at 2:12 PM
ISIS mission accomplished but God no go gree for una
D Hunter
November 9, 2016 at 4:25 PM
In God we trust.
fifelomo
November 9, 2016 at 9:33 PM
Smiles, nothing is absolutely impossible.