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Money Ritual: Malawian Man Sacrificed Pe-nis To Hyena For Wealth

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March 29, 2014  – Money Ritual: Malawian Man Sacrificed Pe-nis To Hyena For Wealth

“I met some business persons [witch doctors] who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.” Zulu said from his hospital bed.

“On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.”

Zulu said he wasn’t bothered about the loss of his manhood as long as the promised wealth arrives.



  1. silazetemma

    March 29, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    Mumu wen u get d wealth hw wil u enjoy it, y nt gve anoda part of ur body instead of manhood

  2. Pelumi Israel

    March 29, 2014 at 8:41 AM

    u look too young for this type of move. May God have mercy on you

  3. angela

    March 29, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    Idiot , so for ur mind now, u tink say u dey alive abi? C ur teeth, tank God say na ur body u use, no b another person.

  4. Amaka

    March 29, 2014 at 9:26 AM

    See mumu,illiterate,tacky luking boi,no wonder dey sent a hyena 2 eat u instead of cuming demslves cos dey knw u knw nothing,y waste dia tym wt u.u have mouth 2 talk.tnk ur stars d hyena didn’t eat al of u.EWU!

  5. Sizzle

    March 29, 2014 at 10:37 AM

    Ok, so i guess you’re wealthy now! stinking rich with pounds and dollars all over you! Enjoy oo

  6. Abibu Akeem

    March 29, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    He’s a fool

  7. D Hunter

    March 29, 2014 at 1:54 PM

    So after u‘ve gttn d promised wealth w/t ur complete parts esp ur penis dat rily makes u a man, den wat nxt?
    Mumu, d hyena shld hv eatn u up comletely so dat u wld go n collect money 4rm d devil in d grave.

  8. doctor good

    March 29, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    i will not blame you because is not every one can stay with poverty, shame, embrass so you did good.

  9. grace

    March 29, 2014 at 3:13 PM

    Stupid man

  10. mrs ohio alias mrs ERANKO

    March 29, 2014 at 8:19 PM


  11. saratu

    March 29, 2014 at 9:01 PM

    Hahahaha this world is full of surprises,its been long I laugh like today,seee his teeth,no sense anyway he is a small boy he will realise wit time,when hyena come for his eyes and hand hahaha monkey

  12. red

    March 29, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    Red is very very proud of you boy and am sure your parents feel the same way about your decision to use your penis,you are indeed very brave and a solid rock MAN right now.Ewu/aturu Malawian.Greedy generation.

  13. Emike

    March 30, 2014 at 2:32 PM

    He is so foolish. I pity him.

  14. chiboy

    April 1, 2014 at 7:11 AM

    OK the have collect ur penis after ur penis ur eyes after eyes ur mouth after mouth ur head i d i o t.

  15. chiboy

    April 1, 2014 at 7:14 AM

    God will punish u idiot ewu

  16. richard

    April 1, 2014 at 8:12 PM

    Well you finish urself have fun

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