Robert Mugabe: “I Was Dead Now I’m Alive” – Zimbabwe’s President Responds To Death Rumour

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September 3rd, 2016 – Robert Mugabe: “Yes I Was Dead Now I’m Alive” – Zimbabwe’s President Responds To Death Rumour

Earlier this week, ‘RIP Mugabe’ hashtag floods Twitter with many wishing the nonagenarian a safe transition to the great beyond.

However, he shut down the rumour as he arrived home today from a medical treatment overseas.

Here is what the controversial ruler told reporters in Harare today.

“It is true that I was dead. And I resurrected. As I always do. Are we speaking to a ghost?” someone asked him. “Once I get back to my country, I am real,”.

The Oga no wan die… He is one funny man.

9 thoughts on “Robert Mugabe: “I Was Dead Now I’m Alive” – Zimbabwe’s President Responds To Death Rumour

  1. Mugabe the clown. One day monkey go, go market he no go return. Mugabe will soon retire, look at his weak eye balls.

  2. Very funny indeed. Welcome back to the land of the living and where we Naijas are still waiting for CHANGE!

    Just to update you sir .

  3. ONE THING I LOVE about this man is his sense of humour. A statement is credited to him which goes thus: If you have attended up to a hundred wedding ceremonies in your life but you are still single, then there is no difference between you and a canopy. This is addressing guys like D Hunter. Don’t be a canopy.

    THIS OLDIE IS certainly humorous. But he is so at the expense of his cowardly people. We have a Nigerian version of Mugabe in the person of OBJ. But sadly for the Otta farmer, the rest of Nigerians are not a replica of Zimbabweans, or his third term agenda would have sailed.

  4. HHHHIP HHIP HURRRRRRRRRRRRRAY COUNTDOWN TO MUGABE 2016 TO 2020. HUEEEEEP HHHIP HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY COUNTDOWN.

  5. na God allow am stay reach now, if no be so , who him be? when him time reach nothing go stop am make d guy dey, I dey enjoy d guy just the way one enjoys watching a clown. a truly funny character, only Africa can produce such.lol

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