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Hilarious Telephone Conversation Btw A Fraudster & Akpos (Potential Victim)
July 20, 2013 – Hilarious Telephone Conversation Between A Fraudster & Akpos (Potential Victim)
This is the transcript of the telephone conversation between a Yahoo Yahoo boy and potential Mugun (Akpos)
Griiinn! Grrrin.(Telephone rings)
Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?
Yahoo boy: Ah, don’t u know who is calling?
Akpos: No I don’t, the number is restricted.
Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?
Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with?
Yahoo boy: It’s your friend from London.
Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London
which of them is this?
Yahoo boy: Just guess.
Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?
Yahoo boy: Yes! It’s me Fatai!
Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London?
Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria?
Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother, she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now….
Yahoo boy: Ah!
Akpos: Yes o, your father’s house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ……
Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!
Akpos: ….yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time …..
Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!
Akpos: …wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle, e go do aborti ….
Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in Jesus name! Those things will never happen to me….
Akpos: Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already happened …
Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish u.
Akpos: Na devil go solder ur nyash, no go find work bloody thief! 419…wait make I burn your credit small, idiot.
Hahahahaha this is funny…
Sammychuks
July 20, 2013 at 2:22 AM
Naija guy lik me d claim she b woman d mail me say she dey darkal senegal 4 refuge camp say she get millions of dollas to claim dat she read my profi and lik me 4 serious date dat if we claim d moni she wi cum naija to see me 4 marriage, immagin. Don dull
Sarah
July 20, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Dat tin wey u talk, d person snd me mail, she say she dey dakar, ha fada get plenty moni for him acct.. Hmm wondas shall neva end.
Sizzle
July 20, 2013 at 4:17 AM
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Akpos you gave me stomarch cramps because of all the laugh, my ribs are painful ha h ha haaaaaa
Ifeanyi chukwu
July 20, 2013 at 11:30 AM
Hahahahahaha! Una no go kill me with laugh o chai!! See yahoo guy wan chop 419ner, e no work nah.
tamskol
July 20, 2013 at 6:47 AM
sammy u are write i receive such messages everyday with pictures of beautiful girls that followed
EDWINrain
July 20, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Lolx…………Apors u 2 much…….419 no fit trick 419……….naija no dy dull
Metu Nyetu
July 20, 2013 at 8:47 AM
@least once in a while Akpos no fall mugu.
Metu Nyetu
July 20, 2013 at 8:48 AM
But I doubt weda na Akpos truely, cos if say na im, im suppose fall mugu.
Sizzle
July 21, 2013 at 11:29 AM
I dont agree oo, Akpos cant fall mugu.. noooo. Ha ha hahaaa he’s the big mugu first. no one can catch him
Saphire
July 20, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Hahahahhahahahaha dagger can’t dagger dagger…..only the briany can decode my coded code
Obians
July 20, 2013 at 10:33 AM
Hahahaha
Charles Rolland
July 20, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Thank you Sammy for sharing this information. May God bless you. A monkey also sent me a similar message that she is from sudan and presently in a refugee camp in Dakar,Senegal. That rebels killed all her entire family, and that her father died and left behind $5.7 million in a UK bank. She further said that I should be her foreign partner to assist her claim the money. since she is the next of kin. Thereafter, I should deposit the whole money into my account and sent her a token to come and meet me in nigeria for marriage. Claiming the so called $5.7Million became suspicious because I needed to send about $1000 to one Senegalese resident lawyer who will prepare some documents to enable the successful transfer of the money to my account. I quickly replied as follows: “419 people,una no fit catch me by the Grace of God” People should be careful with this yahoo-yahoo boys.This is because anybody that says:- Give me #10 in order to claim my #500 is not sincere.The excessive love for money can make some people fall into such a trap
Sizzle
July 21, 2013 at 11:34 AM
I am recieving these email too. i just delete right away.. the amount of money they always mention is so huge…i wonder why would they be looking to give it away just like tht… huhhhhhhhh nw i will do akpos style.
Another one was even calling my friend’s number i dont even know how the person got the number
Abubakar
July 21, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Akpos na correct Nigerian, wallahi up akpos.
gra
July 21, 2013 at 10:36 AM
Lol if u can play ur game u end up duping them instead, dt was hw my fnd fell in hand of som of Them dt claim dey ve moni dt need to be wash to turn real moni, my fnd told them he has been lookin 4 dis type of business dt d dad has plenty moni bt d problem is tp to his state cos he is student, at d end they gv him tp He vanish
Sizzle
July 21, 2013 at 11:39 AM
Oh My GOD, um still laughing now, everytime i read this.. hahahahahha, tears all over me.. Akpos really did this guy well oo, i dont think he will want to 419 anybody again. YEYE
Anderson
July 21, 2013 at 5:45 PM
Lollll, laugh wan kill me.. Na so I mugu say n papa get money 4 dakar refuge, say make I help am update n account 4 first bank so n go send me like #5mil dos make I deposit am 4 am. See who wan fall mugu.. Lol akpos u 2much
Anderson
July 21, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Lollll, laugh wan kill me.. Akpos easy
Mimi
July 22, 2013 at 12:27 PM
Naija wena 2mch
Wiz2baba@chukwuma1977
August 13, 2013 at 8:43 PM
Akpos u be real naija guy,i trusth u.infact if dy deserve more than dis.u 2 muchhhhhhhhhhhh
stanleybone
August 27, 2013 at 1:09 PM
hahahaahaha kikikikikiki my belly ooo
SHALLOM
September 10, 2013 at 2:08 PM
Last week Mrs. Spagnolorosa sent mail to me that she was seriously sick and she has a limited time to live on earth according to her doctor and her late husband left huge amount of money for her she does not have anybody to inherit it so she just come across my profile. We now exchange mail for some days I continue to pray for her she requested for my particulars which I gave her [fake] she later sent Authorize documents to claim the money I know that they will requested for my account number. I now sent big sermon for the need for him or her to repent from his fraudulent way. I now told him that if not for God I will just ask that terminal disease that he/she pray for to fall upon him like that of Gehazi the Prophet Elijah’s servant. Since then no more communication. NaijaGist this is good it teaches us lesson thanks so much.
Ultimate
October 25, 2013 at 11:01 AM
Akpos you are really funny. aaaahahahaaaaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imoleayo
January 3, 2014 at 11:30 PM
Haaa Akpos u are very smart o
xavier
June 9, 2014 at 3:10 PM
Nice one akpos lol buy sha read this
Baronbaba
March 14, 2015 at 4:37 PM
Akpos after you na you. this thing don happen for me ooh i would treated that nyam just like you did.
The called just like in your case that my sister has been arrested with some others for drugs and will be taken to court he gave the number of his friend in Cameroon whom he said is diplomat to give procedure to do a diplomatic passport for her to show that she was not among the others. The so called diplomat gave a list of documents amounting to about 1.5 milion and a fee to pay. since i knew its not my sister i wanted to the trick in it so be careful with call that answer from such crooks.
Jerusalem Prince
September 1, 2015 at 10:23 PM
lolzzzzzz