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Patrick Obahiagbon’s Hilarious Easter Message….Hear Grammar

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April 1st, 2013 – Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon’s Hilarious Easter Message….Hear Grammar

The one and only Grammatologists in Nigeria, Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon has shared an hilarious Easter greetings with all his fans nationwide.

Read Patrick Obahiagbon’s easter message below;

“As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter,may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus The Christ who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation,puritanical excrescence,spartan discipline,mental, magnitude,hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.”

Oh dear! this kind grammar pass Naija level o.

Any volunteer interpreter in the house?.



  1. ken

    April 1, 2013 at 7:49 PM

    abeg hon.patrick,if u wan talk u talkbetter tin,no b to dey speak,wetin fit burst person ear drum,abi u no get heart?

    • Solex

      April 3, 2013 at 2:53 PM

      U 2 were jst speakin söm buhaha frm ur bucca cavity nt knwin it of affect d neutral aleilei crudiums of our peaceful readers

    • Ckenzi

      April 4, 2013 at 1:47 PM

      Oga, ur circumlocutious grammarvicious avowal has brought d epicenter of d azimuthal holotomia of my medula oblangata to a semi-staggard equidistance, and attempts to re-arranged d inexperienced way dat people survey d religious borgibos of Easter. It is dis same monolithic vibration in limbic system dat has translated into an inordinate expartia and blasphemous imbroglio in our dear nigerian populace. Dis is a welcome developmental stride.
      Thank you sir!

      • sindon

        January 17, 2015 at 5:48 PM

        oga you too much oooo

  2. Demi

    April 1, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    This man does not comprehend the philosophical catastrophy, the calamitous and un ethitic gramatical vandalisation of the message he him self is passing to the people thereby causing a blasphemous brouhaha of the highest order in the political ascendancy and to the entire nation

  3. Demi

    April 1, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    This man does not comprehend the philosophical catastrophy, the calamitous and un ethitic gramatical vandalisation of the message he him self is passing to the people thereby causing a blasphemous brouhaha of the highest order in the political ascendancy and to the entire nation.

  4. Yanky

    April 1, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    chai what a grammar i bi like se this man na dictionary himself. In my own word this man is epitomia nigeriannical embodiment.

  5. jerryhandsome

    April 1, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    o boy u sure say dis man no dey mentally disordered? Na wa 4 ur Grammers o. He is just filling nigerians with giangantic blaberdash dat sounds glacansatious to the ears. Any way sha i dey feel ur swags. Go ahead sir ogbaogba

  6. murano

    April 1, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    Wow! Oh my world, see grammar. I just believe all these grammars are not all tally with the message is passing or subject that is commenting on.
    Pls kindly check your dictionary some are not accurately tally with the subject of discussion or message that is passing.

  7. Buckyvicky

    April 1, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    Hmmmm,Julius been talk kam finish,mek u show ur talent and hand work lol. na only God in heaven go help us .

  8. Dany

    April 1, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    Him dey waste him talent there.

  9. emm

    April 1, 2013 at 9:08 PM

    errmm, I know desiderata…, excresence, candour…
    the rest really is catalytic defundalistication of wharrever.
    I hope you get my point.

  10. Kunle

    April 2, 2013 at 1:59 AM


  11. Marhorp

    April 2, 2013 at 4:53 AM

    Are u sure dis man z nt making a stupousrous errorticated grammatical language thinking he can dabarulization our skul and thereby tryin 2 make us feel as if he z efiwerotious and supergrammaticospeaking…abeg make e go sit down

  12. GB

    April 2, 2013 at 5:00 AM

    As far as i am concern, this man is grammartically deranged. and i always wonder if he was taught coherent in grammar.

  13. Sunnybang

    April 2, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    Mr man na u biko. Even d white man no fit call dis kind grammer, grammertica mallapotizine pls apply some disgrestion pls put it in 2 considuration.

  14. Sunnybang

    April 2, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    4 Najia we can speak grammer and we no dey do anytin.

  15. Onyemgba

    April 2, 2013 at 9:40 AM

    Ana ede nkwuyeri na akwukwo “adi ako BF”

  16. Goodness

    April 2, 2013 at 9:44 AM

    He knows what he is passing so stop finding errors niaja

  17. Adekoya oriyomi

    April 2, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    This man is god of english.

  18. david

    April 2, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    What difference does grammar make in our society?

  19. Sunny

    April 2, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    This man english lack cohesion and some of the words are not in dictionary hence, the massage is what I can describes as grammatical blunder.

  20. Sunny

    April 2, 2013 at 3:55 PM

    How can a saint individual could come up with such an indecent grammatical blunder in the name of easter massage. To him he is a grammarian not knowing his inefficiency in coherences of word in english language, mixing English with french and some word fiction that does not correspond with rules of English language. I advise the man to try and reduce his ego and always present his massage in simple and precise language for better understanding by the readers.

  21. Fidel

    April 2, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    Lol… Make una leave my honourable for me o! Dami.. U also gat talent U know? Why don’t we vote this man as our next president and Rev. Chris Okotie as his vice in the next presidential election?

  22. Mospee

    April 2, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    Mr Honourable, u’re not communicatin, since most of us dnt understnd u clearly

  23. comfort samuel

    April 2, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    U guys dnt no w@ grammar is all about. U only make use of ur oxford and longman dictionary n u lack d knowledge of oda languages. So 4 a start get a LATIN dictionary. Patrick is damn Gud.

  24. Babs

    April 2, 2013 at 9:52 PM

    Na wa o………

  25. prolefek

    April 2, 2013 at 10:38 PM

    Its seems as if the substantia grisea of most people in this forum is in minute form whc xplains why most of you cannot comprehend the verbal usage of lexicons by the honourable anyway honourable I dey feel you o

  26. Jim-Mc

    April 2, 2013 at 11:05 PM

    I no blame Bros Pat. Him bin no do GSS USE OF ENGLISH.

  27. Mimi

    April 3, 2013 at 12:01 AM

    Grammatical inuedo from honourable is a symptom of psychosis bcos there’s no meaning or understanding in his message however, in times like this where politics has imbeded shackles of timidity and confusion in us we need him to awaken our spirit…. LOL

  28. lucky

    April 3, 2013 at 10:33 AM

    hon. Abeck go look bush or blow wilsle with ur mouth instead of cursin ohaha moutain grass de mable,

  29. patito

    April 3, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    hmmmmmm uncle Patoo i want to say that u r a wonderful graphitolala of the agrivasial tutalo.. i want to use this medium to say that may all the vitilulu of the agripa scotolala continue to vistolate u.. chalo… U THINK SAY NA ONLY U SABI GRAMMER?

  30. EDGE

    April 3, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    this guy kinda makes me inspired to learn other languages, becos his expression here is simply code-mixing English, Latin, Italian and English again together. Simple He is preacher to US that this ester is a time to relfect on Christ’s attitudes and attribute, and imbibe it into the revival of our Nation’s pride and glory.

  31. MARC

    April 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM

    Well the words are very correct and meaningful, even though some were mix with Spanish and Italian, Honorable PATRICK OBAHIAGBON is highly idiomatically sending his Hilarious Easter Greetings haven noted Jesus Christ who brings religious congregants into the presence of that which is deemed holy, we would continue in remembrance of him..

  32. Noah ojo paul

    April 4, 2013 at 7:25 AM

    I guess dis man is suffering 4rm grammatical conventions n concord agreement cos he shld learn how 2 picture d future so dat he can b a feature in dat future. D problem wit him is dat he refused 2 structure d nature n texture of his heart 2 b able 2 capture, pixture n noture what is written in d scripture dat’s y he can not b a feature in d future.

  33. emmaobi

    April 4, 2013 at 9:44 AM

    he is saying rubbish

  34. Sam

    April 5, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    This man will never change, upon say na becos of grammar make lose election. Imagine say him na we president,……99% wahala for dey during nationwide broadcast

  35. Iyere e wisdom

    April 9, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    Well mr patrick obahiagbon d world greatest grammertologist nd a puzzle, u re my honourable mellow fellow, meanwhile u re representing.

  36. segun

    June 5, 2013 at 10:44 AM

    Patrick hardly communicates effectively.

  37. PDON of life

    June 16, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    My head Ȋ̝̊̅§ abt to blow.. For dis giganstic grammar

  38. dcbase

    August 1, 2013 at 1:12 PM

    I don die na gramma b dis,even who go gramma sch non go fit nack this kind gramma

  39. degramatologist

    September 7, 2013 at 10:33 PM

    the tisticum twisticle of a megalomaniacal zodos is always as a result of cascadingly oozing into a state of rectus and refus.if you want to understand grammar as ogratio patio you have,to read 7 to dozen daily.thank you grandiloquently and shaketically.

  40. leong

    September 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    can i take permission from you sir, what is the meaning of this word (mastureicalumbus ohihio and gingerimious butosmy) sir please i want to know the meaning.

  41. dee

    November 15, 2013 at 4:36 AM

    Not all his vocabs are English…some are greek, some latin..the man is something else!

  42. WesternTools John

    September 27, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    This is not english, this is latin,

  43. Terry

    January 25, 2015 at 10:44 AM

    Comfort Samuel. I doubt if you know what you are saying. Wole Soyinka has the license to include words in the english dictionary, yet he doesn’t speak such rubbish. Some latin, french words can simply not be used while speaking English. Get proper english literature and see the rules of word usage. Even Literature in English that permits usage of certain non-contemporary words will frown at this rubbish. People that know real english don’t speak it to impress. Isn’t it obvious that this man is trying to impress and create awe with non-existent grammar?

  44. Goski

    February 23, 2016 at 2:16 PM

    Honourable Patrick should spend more time with gorilla and chimpanzee ,….. they might understand his

  45. Goski

    February 23, 2016 at 2:17 PM

    He should spend more time with gorilla, chimps and Ape, they might understand his empty crinkum-crankum. ..

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