March 24, 2015 – Spiritual Cult Leader In Nigeria, Sat Guru Maharaji Declares Jonathan The Winner Of 2015 Presidential Election
Controversial spiritual cult leader, Sat Guru Maharaji has declared President Goodluck Jonathan as the winner of the upcoming March 28th Presidential election.
In a message released Sunday from his cave on Lagos Ibadan express way, the leader of the One Love Family said;
“President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the verifiable divine choice of the forthcoming presidential election. As the Living Perfect Master of creation in whose hands the fate of Nigerian project lies spiritually, I declare divinity’s decision to return Jonathan to Aso Rock over Muhammadu Buhari.
“I had publicly and sufficiently advised Buhari against nursing the ambition to rule Nigeria again. Superior forces are actually in-charge of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am at the helm of these great and unseen primordial powers of creation.
“My commitment to ensuring that Buhari and his fellow Anglo-American proxies do not deflect Nigeria off its path of gradual transition to authentic sovereignty, sustainable unity and real prosperity is sacrosanct. Nigeria is no longer to be ruled by feudal agents of Western neo-colonial power and Arab imperialists,” Guru added.
“He is an authentic component of Nigeria’s divinely graphed transition to greatness. His return to Aso Rock will further secure Nigeria from being re-enslaved by those who insist they were born to rule.”
Further secure Nigeria????