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Manchester United Fans Want Sijtje, Psychic Cow That Predicted Ajax Victory Slaughtered For Suya
May 25, 2017 – Manchester United Fans Want Sijtje, Psychic Cow That Predicted Ajax Victory Slaughtered For Pepper Soup & Suya
Fans of Manchester United Football club all over the world are now calling for the slaughter of a popular Psychic cow, Sijtje for wrong prediction.
The cow which had 85% prediction accuracy failed this time after predicting victory for Ajax.
However, Manu ended up winning the game with 2-0 victory.
Fans of the FC want the cow slaughtered and used for pepper soup, suya, kilishi.
boboenny
May 25, 2017 at 7:25 PM
when did the cow become God?
Big Aunty Koks
May 25, 2017 at 8:39 PM
After abdicating your special position assigned to you by God as a superior being of higher intellect and depending on cow brain to tell you the outcome of a game, it is not the cow that deserves punishment but rather it is the men who put their trust in the efficacy of cow prediction who should be mocked.
Let the cow be Jo wo!
After all you paid the cow absolutely nothing for the”prediction” which is more than what happens when you consult some of the misleading “pastors” who mislead you and you repeatedly go back to them for more deceits.
fifelomo
May 25, 2017 at 11:12 PM
Yeye dey smell!