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Naija Jokes Of The Day: Phone Conversation Btw Stephen Keshi & Aso Rock

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Feb 14, 2013 – Naija Jokes Of The Day: Phone Conversation Btw Stephen Keshi & Aso Rock

Transcript of the phone conversation between Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi and Aso Rock hours before the Eagles left South Africa…..

ASO ROCK: Congratulations , your boys made us proud!
STEPHEN KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?
STEPHEN KESHI: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? … because I don’t
trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel
coated with Gold.
STEPHEN KESHI: We have done that sir… even one of the
players broke one part of it and just confirmed that he sold it this
morning at a South African Gold mine… It is original Gold sir!
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?
STEPHEN KESHI: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?
STEPHEN KESHI: I didn’t count it?
ASO ROCK: Keshi don’t disappoint me. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn’t count it in his Presence… ARE YOU

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  1. Awesome Kizito

    February 14, 2013 at 10:32 PM


  2. Lashcartoons

    February 15, 2013 at 5:19 AM

    Dis keshi & aso rock conversation na wa o…its a good cartoon idea 4 me,i’m going 2 make cartoon out of it.

  3. Chidinma

    February 15, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    Haahahahahhahaha… Indeed a rib crackin joke.. Ride on

  4. Blessing

    February 15, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Oooga aaa…

  5. Brownlead

    February 15, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    So funny!

  6. Caleb

    February 15, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    very funny *smh* at keshi

  7. Heskay

    February 15, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    Laughing My F**king A** Out . .akpos; mr madman

  8. olatunji oluwatosin

    February 15, 2013 at 3:12 PM


  9. Peter

    February 15, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    I luv dis…

  10. Decent son

    February 15, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    Indeed, its very funny. Sirdam.

  11. femi omirin

    February 15, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    am just laughin…………..i cant just stop laughin

  12. ucy signor

    February 15, 2013 at 9:11 PM

    maybe aso rock no trust keshi sef

  13. ucy signor

    February 15, 2013 at 9:13 PM

    hw much dey sold dat part confirmed is pure gold?

  14. Ebenald

    February 16, 2013 at 4:12 AM

    What a funny Aso rock, why is he asking for those things or he have something else in mind to vomit out. Ahahahahahahaha!

  15. Prince Amodu Femi

    February 16, 2013 at 12:23 PM

    Its exactly how it is. Thumbs up!

  16. hunter

    February 18, 2013 at 11:27 PM

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! KESHI,nolet efcc follow you o..!!! gud joke

  17. Lilian Okon

    February 28, 2013 at 12:17 AM

    Very funny

  18. Medal p

    February 28, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    ……… Dis aso rock mata sef na wa o, dem too lyk money e be lyk say dem one colect d 1.5mil dols….. Mr keshi ma go ara re am jst laughing

  19. Monso

    March 11, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    Mr keshi dont go gup ur sef o, dem b oooleee. Thief

  20. Waledinho

    March 12, 2013 at 11:05 PM

    Laugh tinz haaaaaaaaa… U guys ar very funny u wnt kill us wit ur jokes

  21. jenny

    March 13, 2013 at 8:26 AM

    4ni indeed, 9c 1

  22. James pinky

    May 17, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    Nice talk

  23. Adeyemi

    June 19, 2013 at 7:55 AM

    Very funny

  24. micheal

    July 20, 2013 at 5:13 AM

    Nah terrigle google question be dis

  25. AY

    July 20, 2013 at 7:23 AM

    Truly hilarious.

  26. Damilare ben

    January 17, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    great one!

  27. philip

    July 17, 2015 at 12:11 PM

    na hu b dat ASO ROCK?

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