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Naija Jokes Of The Day: Phone Conversation Btw Stephen Keshi & Aso Rock
Feb 14, 2013 – Naija Jokes Of The Day: Phone Conversation Btw Stephen Keshi & Aso Rock
Transcript of the phone conversation between Super Eagles Coach, Stephen Keshi and Aso Rock hours before the Eagles left South Africa…..
ASO ROCK: Congratulations , your boys made us proud!
STEPHEN KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?
STEPHEN KESHI: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? … because I don’t
trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel
coated with Gold.
STEPHEN KESHI: We have done that sir… even one of the
players broke one part of it and just confirmed that he sold it this
morning at a South African Gold mine… It is original Gold sir!
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?
STEPHEN KESHI: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?
STEPHEN KESHI: I didn’t count it?
ASO ROCK: Keshi don’t disappoint me. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn’t count it in his Presence… ARE YOU
FAROUK?
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Awesome Kizito
February 14, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Hahahahaha
Lashcartoons
February 15, 2013 at 5:19 AM
Dis keshi & aso rock conversation na wa o…its a good cartoon idea 4 me,i’m going 2 make cartoon out of it.
Chidinma
February 15, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Haahahahahhahaha… Indeed a rib crackin joke.. Ride on
Blessing
February 15, 2013 at 11:04 AM
Oooga aaa…
Brownlead
February 15, 2013 at 11:28 AM
So funny!
Caleb
February 15, 2013 at 12:03 PM
very funny *smh* at keshi
Heskay
February 15, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Laughing My F**king A** Out . .akpos; mr madman
olatunji oluwatosin
February 15, 2013 at 3:12 PM
funny
Peter
February 15, 2013 at 7:00 PM
I luv dis…
Decent son
February 15, 2013 at 7:13 PM
Indeed, its very funny. Sirdam.
femi omirin
February 15, 2013 at 8:21 PM
am just laughin…………..i cant just stop laughin
ucy signor
February 15, 2013 at 9:11 PM
maybe aso rock no trust keshi sef
ucy signor
February 15, 2013 at 9:13 PM
hw much dey sold dat part confirmed is pure gold?
Ebenald
February 16, 2013 at 4:12 AM
What a funny Aso rock, why is he asking for those things or he have something else in mind to vomit out. Ahahahahahahaha!
Prince Amodu Femi
February 16, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Its exactly how it is. Thumbs up!
hunter
February 18, 2013 at 11:27 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! KESHI,nolet efcc follow you o..!!! gud joke
Lilian Okon
February 28, 2013 at 12:17 AM
Very funny
Medal p
February 28, 2013 at 8:22 PM
……… Dis aso rock mata sef na wa o, dem too lyk money e be lyk say dem one colect d 1.5mil dols….. Mr keshi ma go ara re am jst laughing
Monso
March 11, 2013 at 8:39 PM
Mr keshi dont go gup ur sef o, dem b oooleee. Thief
Waledinho
March 12, 2013 at 11:05 PM
Laugh tinz haaaaaaaaa… U guys ar very funny u wnt kill us wit ur jokes
jenny
March 13, 2013 at 8:26 AM
4ni indeed, 9c 1
James pinky
May 17, 2013 at 5:48 PM
Nice talk
Adeyemi
June 19, 2013 at 7:55 AM
Very funny
micheal
July 20, 2013 at 5:13 AM
Nah terrigle google question be dis
AY
July 20, 2013 at 7:23 AM
Truly hilarious.
Damilare ben
January 17, 2014 at 4:58 PM
great one!
philip
July 17, 2015 at 12:11 PM
na hu b dat ASO ROCK?