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Naija Jokes Of The Week
March 12, 2013 – Naija Jokes Of The Week
AKPOS WENT TO CHURCH
Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after d service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God’s time is d best.
INTENSIVE CARE UNIT
It happened on a hospital in Warri, Delta State … Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
BIBLE STUDY CLASS!
Teacher: What is d surname of Lazarus dat Jesus rose from d death?
Akpos: COMFORT
Teacher: Why did u say dat?
Akpos: Read ur bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname
Teacher: How?
Akpos: He called with a loud voice saying
“LAZARUS COMFORT”.
LETTER TO DEAR SISTER!
Dear Sister,
I am 23 years old and haven’t had my period. My little sister – Eferurobo is 17 years old and has had her period since she was 13. I’m ashamed to talk about it to my friends because I don’t know if I have a problem of developing slowly……… Or does it take longer when you are a boy?
Yours faithfully
Akpos…..:D
ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN WATER
Teacher:”Name 5 Animals that live in Water”.
Akpos: “Fish”..
Teacher: “Yes, go on.”
Akpos: Fish papa, Fish mama, Fish sister & Fish brother”
COWARD MEANING
Teacher: “Who is a Coward?”..
Akpos: Any Cow that is given an Award
BABY LIZARD
Teacher: Class who can tell me what a baby lizard is called?
Akpos: Lizzy baby!”
A THIEF
Teacher: What do you call a thief in French ?
Akpos: Well Ma. A thief in French is Called La-TEEF.
AKPOS’ MOTHER BUSTED
Akpos saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital right. So he asked. Daddy, what are you doing? His father replied, ‘I am beating your mummy’
Akpos thought for a while with sad face and said Mama, but what offence at all have you committed in this house?..
Today, four different men have beaten you. First, was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy, that vendor that sold Newspaper to dad also beat you and now daddy. WHYYY??? Mama u must be stubborn oooo!
Akpos is currently staying with his aunt Sophie at the moment. His dad is behind bars for murder and His mom’s burial has been fixed for next weekend.
Green
March 13, 2013 at 6:21 AM
Thanks
Sandra
March 13, 2013 at 7:54 AM
Dat’s nice.AKPOS NA WAH 4 YOU.I LOVE THE JOKE.KEEP IT UP
Favour
March 13, 2013 at 9:52 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ebosi N.k
March 13, 2013 at 10:36 AM
I like d jokes
Kesh
March 13, 2013 at 10:44 AM
I like it
bella
March 13, 2013 at 11:40 AM
so hilarious………….. cant stop laffn
Silverfox
March 13, 2013 at 10:47 PM
May korofo the god of the aye bles u
Femjoe
March 14, 2013 at 4:54 AM
It’s a rib cracker…hahaha…lol
onosmajente
March 14, 2013 at 10:31 AM
I love the jokes pls give me more
onosmajente
March 14, 2013 at 10:35 AM
Good one pls give more
Ajibulu
March 15, 2013 at 4:19 PM
U try
flame
March 20, 2013 at 4:45 PM
hahahahahahahaaa nice 1
ayomide
March 20, 2013 at 11:00 PM
Dats qewd, bt i nid a beta 1.
Phillippa young
April 19, 2013 at 1:25 PM
Hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”I luv dis”haaaaa………
john super
July 26, 2013 at 1:13 PM
akpos tuala for u dere
umrany
April 23, 2015 at 5:18 PM
Hhahaha……. yr just 2much akpos.
bella
May 15, 2015 at 7:25 PM
Interesting……1 word 4 yhu man….
bella
May 15, 2015 at 7:27 PM
Lol…vewi funk…one word 4 yhu akpos….
ikennaiyke
May 26, 2015 at 7:36 PM
meehn..akpos yhu too much oo
Solomon
June 20, 2015 at 11:09 PM
these akpos they crase oooo . big up akpos
mimi
November 17, 2015 at 8:52 AM
Really funny, I cant stop laughing
Mc radical
June 17, 2016 at 8:50 AM
Gud job boss off life
Peter Abraham's
November 16, 2016 at 9:33 AM
that is nice night don’t act it because it has ready be acted
DANIEL
December 19, 2018 at 12:09 PM
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