March 12, 2013 – Naija Jokes Of The Week
AKPOS WENT TO CHURCH
Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after d service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God’s time is d best.
INTENSIVE CARE UNIT
It happened on a hospital in Warri, Delta State … Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes.
The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
BIBLE STUDY CLASS!
Teacher: What is d surname of Lazarus dat Jesus rose from d death?
Teacher: Why did u say dat?
Akpos: Read ur bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname
Akpos: He called with a loud voice saying
LETTER TO DEAR SISTER!
I am 23 years old and haven’t had my period. My little sister – Eferurobo is 17 years old and has had her period since she was 13. I’m ashamed to talk about it to my friends because I don’t know if I have a problem of developing slowly……… Or does it take longer when you are a boy?
ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN WATER
Teacher:”Name 5 Animals that live in Water”.
Teacher: “Yes, go on.”
Akpos: Fish papa, Fish mama, Fish sister & Fish brother”
Teacher: “Who is a Coward?”..
Akpos: Any Cow that is given an Award
Teacher: Class who can tell me what a baby lizard is called?
Akpos: Lizzy baby!”
Teacher: What do you call a thief in French ?
Akpos: Well Ma. A thief in French is Called La-TEEF.
AKPOS’ MOTHER BUSTED
Akpos saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital right. So he asked. Daddy, what are you doing? His father replied, ‘I am beating your mummy’
Akpos thought for a while with sad face and said Mama, but what offence at all have you committed in this house?..
Today, four different men have beaten you. First, was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy, that vendor that sold Newspaper to dad also beat you and now daddy. WHYYY??? Mama u must be stubborn oooo!
Akpos is currently staying with his aunt Sophie at the moment. His dad is behind bars for murder and His mom’s burial has been fixed for next weekend.