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Patience Jonathan Grammatical Blunder: My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth

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Patience Jonathan Grammatical Blunder: My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth

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August 9, 2012 – My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth – States Patience Jonathan

According to a recent newspaper publication, Nigeria’s First Lady, Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan made a very heartbreaking grammatical blunder by stating ” My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth” naijagists.com

Headlines like this makes one wonder if this woman is actually educated.

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This kind grammatical blunder is a no no.

Guess mama needs to go back to school.

Video: Patience Jonathan Speaks

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhcHKloFxQY

Past Grammatical Blunders Made By Patience Jonathan

  • My Husband and Sambo is a good people
  • The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children
  • My Fellow Widows
  • A Good Mother takes care of his Children
  • The people sitting before you here were once a Children
  • Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup
  • The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow
  • My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another
  • We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?
  • vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

This is hilarious.

96 Comments

96 Comments

  1. okene gurl 'oyiza'

    October 16, 2012 at 9:29 PM

    Others see it as blunder but i see it as God’s wonder. There are graduates of english out there, but God chose u. Whoever God bless, no man can curse.
    Destiny can only be delayed. I love you mama, and pls get well soon for me

  2. JUSTICE FORALL

    October 18, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    The first lady and her husband will not have any problem in finding a job outside politics The first Lady can make good money as an entertainer in the comedy industry ‘cos right now iam still rolling on the floor this is too much for free

  3. De lovelyceejay

    October 19, 2012 at 10:12 AM

    She needs to go back to school

  4. amaka umeaku.

    October 21, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    The truth is that all ur comment n advice can never I repeat remove one strand of hair from her person. Come 2 think of it this position was by divine arrangement she never asked for it. Was she not a primary/nursery school teacher probably in the village or town whatever, the important thing to note is that she passed through certain schools,teachers,lecturers n probably professors who certified her 2 be a teacher. Probably they re amongst those who re casting stone on her. It just to tell you the level Nigerian Education has sunk 2.To ice it you can’t speak correct English doesn’t make you an illiterate but d inability to express ur self makes u one. Her adviser sud advice her 2 use her local language in her speech of which an interpreter cud translate. This isn’t strange it happens in japan, chana, france n other countries who re not into the craziness of spoken English.

  5. Moriseye

    October 26, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    It is true Patience’s first language is not english.The official language for Nigeria when writing examination is English.If Patience is a teacher,what and how did she communicate with students?.Dont blame students if they fail.

  6. john

    October 29, 2012 at 8:02 AM

    i carry god bag u no go on stage again u hear

  7. Elias chinonso

    October 29, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    Big mumy,althoug u spk big grama but u hv 2 tnk sm sertain words be4 u speak,but mama naija never de less ur still da first lady!!!!!!!!!!!……..

  8. Divine

    November 1, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    helo madam 1st lady, abeg d always apply philosophical clamness wen talking 2 avoid Grammitical blunderz..fank

  9. markel123

    November 10, 2012 at 7:30 AM

    I tot mr president employed forin scholars 2 tutor her? Why all these again?

  10. kaunda

    November 13, 2012 at 7:58 PM

    You are calin what the first lady is saying a mistake then you too need to go back to school that woman don’t kno english at all I my advice to her she shul be adresing the public in her own lamguage and then get an interpreta to help her

  11. Stanley Ugonna

    November 17, 2012 at 3:17 AM

    this is photometrically abysmal.

  12. Olokodana Kolapo

    November 20, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    no bi oyinbo Nigerians go chop o! I beg leave the mama alone jo. the most important thing be say una understand wetin she dey talk. Abi?

  13. ajokeade

    November 22, 2012 at 6:01 AM

    lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Ufija

    December 5, 2012 at 5:15 AM

    Well! to my mind, this woman did not come out of School last year, so the question of falling standard of education may not apply here.Then the very fact that her husband is a Ph.D holder and a lecturer- in essence a man charged with the responsibility of mentoring future Nigerians. And the woman as we recently have been made aware has been in government service for a long while – I wonder what manner of household the Jonathans have been running before coming into public limelight. If they can bend the law to make a serving First Lady a permanent secretary (AWOL), please why not they save us these embarrassment and make laws that will allow the woman to address issues in a language she understands, and get get someone to interpret what she says to the public. These things embarrass her family and Doctorate husband. Because like it or not, the pride of every man is the woman representing him as his wife.

  15. JB

    December 18, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    please leave mama alone, you are so jealous.I have seen and heard a professor of ENGLISH in one of the universites said ‘they didn’t went’what about that? do you want to tell me that the professor is an illiterate? YOU too can make mistake,I beg shut up….

  16. Violet

    March 6, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    Is a normal tin

  17. Princess

    March 15, 2013 at 10:24 PM

    Why all this headeck? Person when speak English don relax. Na her money they talk oh. Mama carry on.

  18. vivian

    March 16, 2013 at 4:23 AM

    Am not criticising the first lady,but pls stop saying her grammatical blunders are mistakes,they are not mistakes,its now a part of her.we all make mistakes that i agree to,but her’s is just too funny to ignore

  19. Joyce

    March 16, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    I wont mock her for making such mistakes like using past tense for present tense, but why would she call children widows. Pls she is a public figure let her up grade her English.

  20. Ogbu James

    March 20, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    We Nigerians shld stop being carried away by the so called English. Let me tell all of you that most of the so called international communities don’t even hear, speak, read nor write English. You will see Ministers, Ambassadors, Presidents and so on that travel round the world to represent their countries yet dey dont even hear talkless of speak English. So my dear lets try to clean off dis so called English mentality and begin to respect our languages like other countries. I work with international organization so i have seen them all.

  21. Obi Okoriechukwu

    April 1, 2013 at 7:52 AM

    PERFECTION= not a realistic human trait.
    BLUNDERS= not expected very often from a public figure.
    ENGLISH LANGUAGE= though our lingua franca, is not our mother tongue.
    BALANCE= should be strived for in all our endeavours.
    MY SUBMISSION= E don 2much 4 mama. She suppose don dey work on improvement b4 now!

  22. Rome Uba

    April 4, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    Nw c hw wot she said caught al our interest n u tel mi it means notin? U mak blunders, it dsnt mata, bt wen u get ther n mak blunders, dats wher it matas a lot cos d spotlightz on u. And pls dnt blame it on Nigerian Universities cos we hav many evn sec sch graduates dat ar makin us proud wit fluent n ova correct english. As she no knw dif btw widow n orphan let alon couple abi na singular n plural or 1st, 2nd n 3rd person singular. Our government ntoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrr

  23. damilare

    April 16, 2013 at 1:37 PM

    Hmmmmmm see grammatical error. i beg make GEJ do somtin o

  24. darell

    April 23, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    i am sorry for this woman and i beg her husband to send her back to school

  25. fada fada

    June 25, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    No one is above mistake, but she have to be very careful in public.

  26. Funke

    July 7, 2013 at 2:43 AM

    She is a public figure,so I guess she cn’t be left aside nd mind everyone of us’her husband luvs her,despite her blunders’!

  27. ISHOLA EJIYEMI OLUWAGBEMIGA

    August 6, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    Oga must really lock her up, or she need 2 start from kg1

  28. raphaell

    August 6, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    Mama, i love you, keep it up ‘cos dats what you know, u cnt say what u dnt knw nw…..and to some folks dat posted even greater blunders dan her’s, just thank God bcos nw u’ve found a good mentor. LOLS!

  29. gusar zipporah

    May 18, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    Let her be.no is above mistake!

  30. michael emmanuel

    May 20, 2014 at 3:24 AM

    Is it becouse she is the first lady? Many of us do the same blunder in english too. English is a visitor

  31. michael emmanuel

    May 20, 2014 at 3:31 AM

    Is it becoue she is the first lady so many Nigeriansdo the same even worst blunder in english let not forget English is a visitor

  32. faihi

    May 28, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Hmmmm,na wa ooooo,alld British in d house make una clap 4 una sef,rubbish peeps,see as una dey break english wit knife,den una dey complain about ist lady english,abeg make una go sch com ist,then bring masters in english language,nonsense peeps,afterall d english men too dey make mistake den u fools wud say it’s phonetics or slangs,if u as them to give d correction now,dem no go fit!

  33. mathias olu

    May 29, 2014 at 8:43 PM

    Her fada jst waist sp**m ontop her mama…….dis is pure illetracy

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