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July 27, 2012 – Funny Bridegroom’ Speech On Wedding Day

While others take it upon themselves to prepare the best wedding speech in the world, a bridegroom recently took a bizarre twist by making a one-of-a-kind vote of thanks speech.

Read the speech below

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2.Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year).

8.Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

9.Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you all.

Which kind bridegroom is this?

Would you applaud him for making this kind yeye speech?



  1. NomSunny

    July 28, 2012 at 3:35 AM

    LOL, this Groom should spend his honey moon in d Psych ward cos he seems 2 have escaped from it b4 somehow getting married :-)

    • obuka chukwuma

      July 28, 2012 at 2:07 PM

      he is not man enof,so he borrowed every thing,am sure he even borrowed d woman for d wedding.

  2. NomSunny

    July 28, 2012 at 3:50 AM

    OLAT (Over Laughing At This)
    12.5 To d Area Boys, Thank You for Breaking d Padlock 2 this Venue so we could use it

    14.5 To All of You, Thank You for coming. Hurry up & leave this Venue after d Closing Prayer before d Owner wil com wit MOPOL & arrest You…

    • naija

      July 28, 2012 at 4:10 AM

      Interesting comment

    • Shiela mella

      September 14, 2012 at 7:21 AM

      Rily funi

  3. Ngunan

    July 28, 2012 at 7:18 AM

    This na Real Comedy Speech. Its so funny.

  4. Decency anuri

    July 28, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    Wow, dis is d kind of man i wish 2 marry, he hz d remedy 4 high BP, & a clue 4 a perfect family.

  5. Rotimi michael

    July 28, 2012 at 6:56 PM

    Thanks to the groom for his sincere speech. In case at anytime he will need person to ********, am offering a helping hands

  6. Joanna

    July 29, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    This is ridiculous. H✽ѿ can a man lend virtually everyfin for his wedding which is once ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a life time… Na wah o̲̣̥o̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥̥̊

  7. Nwafor

    July 29, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    Dis speech is realy somethin else, tel me was it realy presented


    July 29, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    This is a sign of a happy family. Wish blissful wedding.

  9. Paul

    July 29, 2012 at 3:29 PM

    Real funy dude! I think he was just expressing his feelings.

  10. Sheila

    July 29, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    Lol, i don die o………….
    Rotflao…………. hey God 4bid. I reject u even b4 u come:-D

  11. kulisky

    July 30, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    Is better u blow ur chiken anus b4 someone else where ‘ll blow it out “as in disgrace u on how u borrow, borrow things 4rm one person or the order”

  12. chibuzo

    July 30, 2012 at 9:41 PM

    am sure that will be d best wedding of the year

  13. Glory Damsel

    August 2, 2012 at 9:12 AM

    Lol….lwkmd. He also borrowed his bride.

  14. ndy

    August 20, 2012 at 9:09 AM

    Good one! bravo!!,, i love the speech ,,, what a man of humor!

  15. Gwen

    August 27, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    That bridegroom was not ready. who forced him? I i were the Bride, I’ll probably divorce him after that speech. What a speech!!!

  16. Jencute

    August 31, 2012 at 7:18 AM

    N 2 his bestman 4 gving him his wedding suit

  17. Sarah Ayomanor Ese

    September 5, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    Veryyy funny

  18. Zairo Kqaya

    September 11, 2012 at 9:13 AM

    thnxs 4 being truuu.

  19. Monica Idem

    September 12, 2012 at 6:57 PM

    Atleast d weddin ws sucessful.tnks 2 God.

  20. Prince Kenneth Nwosu

    September 12, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    Men na so life be? Dnt rush into marriage wth empty pocket.

  21. Janet Okonah

    September 12, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    OLAT (ova lafn at ds) ds d comedy 4 d yr. Kudos 2 d wife 4 marrying him, she beta get ready 2 bcome a beggar 2 because dey(husband n wife) r 1.

  22. Rose

    September 18, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    Hahahahahaha No Comment

  23. Shola Orosun

    September 19, 2012 at 6:16 AM

    true talk nah.

  24. Henrykaze2n

    September 21, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    This is henrykaze2n. In the whole 2go federation. If i may say a word= this man is superbly good for flexing girls.. But… Lwkmdead.

  25. Bren Timi

    October 11, 2012 at 10:28 AM

    It’s framed up. LOL!

  26. Freeman Henry

    October 11, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    D best wedding ever knwn.i lk dat.

  27. ekuma

    October 17, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    unbelievable in real world bt obtainable in comedy arena, dis indeed is a well cooked bt funny story,kudos.


    October 18, 2012 at 8:57 PM

    And yet they are marrried at last; dis na tru tru love

  29. Prince okoi

    November 10, 2012 at 4:55 PM

    Which kind yeye man speech. Infact if na me, i no go allow my sister 2 marry this kind public obituary.

  30. miss ak

    January 25, 2015 at 2:09 PM

    16 Thanks to papa chibuzor. For agreeing to borrow me his dick after d wedding to impregnate my wife

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