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Funny Prayer Points For Single Guys & Ladies

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June 30, 2013 – Funny Prayer Points For Single Guys & Ladies

I was meditating when a close friend send this to me.

I am still trying to figure out the meaning.

Read the bizarre prayer points meant for single guys and ladies below;

  • Burn me with the fire of wedlock Lord, roast meee!!!
  • Crash the plane of my singleness Lord, Crash eeee###
  • Jam me with the lorry of holy matrimony Jehovah!
  • My father my Lord, detonate the bomb of engagement in my life

I must confess this gave me a good Sunday laugh…..

Hahaha my belle is hurting oooo. Laughter no go kill person…

If you’re single, would you pray the above?



  1. Deborah

    June 30, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    Very funny,bt dier are tins one does nt include in jokes,no matter d play,God respects prayer,we should be careful wth d way we joke,I mean when it comes to God d Almighty.

  2. Join me

    July 1, 2013 at 8:40 AM

    God4bid I wont pray dis prayer ooo

  3. Goddynovyk

    August 6, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Funny but too eptics.

  4. GIFT

    August 22, 2013 at 10:23 PM

    hw cn i pray such n sayin such tins God 4bid

  5. ugosuccess

    October 9, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    haba dat joke is too expensive o, lets try to watch what we say to God.

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