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5 Things To Never Say To Someone You Love, Even on Valentine’s Day

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5 Things To Never Say To Someone You Love, Even on Valentine’s Day

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Feb 14, 2012 –  5 Things You Should Never Say to Someone You Love, Even on Valentine’s Day

Yeah yeah, it is that time of the year again when a huge chunk of the world’s population goes loony over that love thing. I can’t be bothered, really. Goodluck to all those who insist on participating in the foolery. Who am I to ask that you desist from this soul-numbing exercise…go on have fun!

However, lest you all be left to your poor selves and ruin loving forever, I have decided to intervene again and save you lot from the foolery of amorous over enthusiasm. Yeah, I get it: you can’t help yourself. That person you have always wanted is now yours and all you think you need to do is make statements that you think are endearing but are really idiotic in the ears of your lover. He/she would most likely say nothing but by love, your lover is ready to pay top dollar for you to shut your ignorant trap.

Participate in the foolery all you want, but don’t go as far allowing the following come forth from you:


No you wouldn’t. You can’t. It is inhuman for one human being to die for another human being. Forget that Christ did it; he wasn’t human, so get rid of your saviour self-elect tendencies! If an armed robber or a member of the Nigerian Police stopped your car while you are driving with your lover beside you and asks that who should he shoot, it is only natural that you point at your lover. This is the nature of things. Do not be fooled by the nonsense Jack did in Titanic; each person should die his/her own death. I’ll die for you is a statement made by fools and believed by even more foolish people. Desist from that idiocy.


Yes you can. And very well too. In all my years on earth, I have never seen anyone successfully jump into the grave while a lover was being buried. Yes, abundant tears may be shed graveside, but to die along with a lover is a human impossibility. Even Romeo and Juliet, the poster kids for stupidity where love is concerned, are an accidental suicide case and they were barely fifteen years old. I’m sure you are not that young and you should be wiser by not spewing inanities. Get a grip, people!


What does this even mean? How can anyone faithfully make this ridiculous declaration, seriously? And please, who believes this nonsense when it is uttered in their direction? Of course, I can cheat on my wife. In fact, I have cheated on my wife severally.  I have shagged Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara, Angelina Jolie, Janet Jackson, Gabrielle Union, Toolz, Tiwa Savage, Kate Winslet, Hellen Mirren, Beyonce (while pregnant) and Rihanna, together. In my mind, of course.

Should I wake up one blissful morning and find myself in the bed of any of these people, I do believe the proper thing to do would be to call the wife and expect to receive hearty congratulations. I will do the same should she fulfil her desires with Richard Gere or Brad Pitt. Your propensity to refuse advances is directly proportional to the quality of advances received. If you are drop dead ugly and receive zero green light, surely it must be easy for you to say stuff like I’ll never cheat on you. If, on the other hand, you were Tiger Woods at his prime, then the reality is different. Or you are Angelina Jolie and you can see that a 3rd of the men in the room have their eyes locked on your body parts…abeg, make we leave story jor.


Nah, not gonna happen. No one is always there for another person. Always being there is a tiring endeavour, often an exercise in futility. Get a life, you fop, you narcissistic popinjay! What if the person does not always want you there? Your constant presence can actually be a vomit-inducing experience for that lover. Be off with your unwanted self, my friend. Create space, please; some fresh air shall do your lover some good. Buzzzz oooofffff!


Huh? Seriously? What manner of man/woman are you? What form of spineless, unformed, pathetic creature says something like this? Where did you come from, Uranus? If you have ever uttered these words to another being, you deserve eternal damnation in hottest parts of hell with the devil holding your hands like a lost love. You make me sick. Your likes are a kobo a dozen, sold on wheelbarrows under Apongbon Bridge.  Even if you feel this is a threat, just makes you even more pathetic.  You need-a-new-life…die, now! (article by Chris Ihidero)

Interesting article!



  1. VIV

    February 14, 2012 at 11:56 PM


  2. VIV

    February 14, 2012 at 11:57 PM


  3. Dan

    February 16, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    Well let the will of God be done on the wedding day( love prove on the wedding day and accomplish when dead occur) trust nobody by words, trust only the action. I luv u doesn’t mean he love’s u till the action speak.

  4. Chino

    February 17, 2012 at 11:05 AM

    Well, less promises, actions will do pls… Dnt get me choked.

  5. DeltaBabe

    February 27, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    but u are angry tho…did some poor miserable bastard break your heart?

  6. Amos

    March 11, 2012 at 11:56 AM

    Yeah! Dt’s rit…nid 2 b xtra care4ul nwadays…

  7. Wendy

    March 12, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    Don’t trust anybody, dey are usin dosee words just 2 mke them luk lyk dey kia……… Dey don’t kia 4 a moment,just 4 dem 2 use nd dump u dats is all.

  8. Adebayo Oyinlola

    March 22, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    2ru words

  9. prizoe inana

    March 31, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    in ds case wot words shuld one nw say 2 hs/her lover since d bst nd berter words said ar nt meant?

    • Ebenezer N

      April 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM

      U see! U have all it takeS to make ur girl fwnd realy see u love her. U don’t need to be a pussy to make her knw u love her so much.1) be affectionate,give her space to do her tin,3) be urself when u re around her. Above all make ur presence whort it………(For more info abt how to show ur lover u love them, Email Or tweeter @dalyndion) goodluck dear!

  10. Ifeanyi

    April 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    I strongly beliv this life and changing word u must b born again

  11. darling mills

    April 28, 2012 at 3:10 AM

    Y its it dat anytym romance is mentioned,its al bout pleasing a girl 1 way or d oda.Wat suprises me d most is dat even d guys advocate so much on dat 4getin dier own self.doz dat mean dat gals don’t tell lies,cheat and involve in oda relationship vices.It goes both wayz,FELLAZ

  12. Fagbamila Adejola OJ

    May 9, 2012 at 3:55 PM

    Love a girl wit ur mind, bt show her wit ur act.

  13. segun

    June 12, 2012 at 2:35 PM

    Wow, u must be really angry!

  14. Justice Kelechi

    December 4, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    and if one should say those 5 things to someone he live, what will that result to?

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