May 30, 2013 – Lipstick Found On President Obama’s Collar “It’s Not Michelle’s, It’s Ur Aunt Right There”
“I want to thank everybody who’s here for the incredible warmth of the reception. A sign of the warmth is the lipstick on my collar. I have to say I think I know the culprit. Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt. Where is she? Auntie, right there. Look at this. Look at this. I just want everybody to witness. I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out right in front of everybody.”
Above is the transcript of President Obama’s humourous explanation for the mysterious red lipstick found on his collar recently.
On Tuesday night, a mystery lady apparently stained Obama’s collar with a red lipstick during a courtesy greeting.
We learnt it was later brought to his attention.
The popular president was very quick to address the controversy saying he doesn’t want to get in trouble with his wife, Michelle Obama.
A wise decision from a quick-thinking man.