Pastor Tells Church Members To Start Paying Offering In Dollars & Pounds, Says God Needs Them

ugandan pastor God needs dollars and pounds

July 11, 2017 – Pastor Tells Church Members To Start Paying Offering In Dollars & Pounds, Says Church Needs Money With Higher Purchasing Power

Rev. Canon Christine Shimanya, the Anglican Chaplain for Parliament, has told his congregants to start giving offertory in dollars and pounds.

He criticized members of always bringing in the local currency ‘shillings.’

Daily Monitor reports that Rev Shimanya said this while delivering a sermon at Namugongo Martyrs Church of Uganda.

Rev. Canon Christine Shimanya

According to him, “Some Christians have dollars and pounds earned from international conferences; instead they change the money to Shillings before bringing it to church as offertory.

“Bring those dollars and pounds, God needs them.”

The cleric also criticised Christians who prefer physical exercises to prayers on Sunday.

Canon Henry Ssegawa also backed Rev Canon Shimanya’s position saying the church needs money with higher purchasing power.

He said, “Some church members are already contributing in dollars, pounds, Kenya Shillings, name it. They have told you to bring dollars and pounds so please give dollars and pounds as offertory.”

[Daily Monitor Uganda]

5 thoughts on “Pastor Tells Church Members To Start Paying Offering In Dollars & Pounds, Says God Needs Them

  1. See as “Pastor’s” skin dey shine, church members don turn into mugun (morons). Where in the Bible did God specify what currency people should donate to churches? Very soon, the Pastor will be flying about in his own private jet and the members’ children will be running the streets as the parents cannot even afford to pay their school fees. Be wise, church members. If poverty is not good for the Pastor and his family, it is not my portion with my family too.

  2. Build your country and make your shillings strong, and God would want Ugandan Shillings just as much as the Keyan shillings you appear to prefer…..and of course like the Shillings that add up to make a pound!!!

  3. WHEN I TOLD YOU ALL THAT PAYING TEN PERCENT IS NOT OF GOD, YOU THINK IT IS BECAUSE MY NAME IS ERANKO WHO HAS NO OPOLO. OR PAGAN

    NOW I HOPE YOU CAN SEE IT FOR YOURSELF THAT THE MONEY WAS INVENTED BY THE SLAVE MASTER WHEN THERE ARE NO MORE SLAVES FOR SALES,

    SO THEY SAID TO THEMSELVES THAT WE MUST FIND A WAY TO GET OUR MONEY BACK . HOW DO WE LIVE WHEN YOU ASK US TO STOP SLAVE MARKET.

    THEN THEY SAY TO THEMSELVES, WE NEED TO TELL THESE IGNORAMUSES WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES THAT YOUR GOD NEED TO BE BRIBED BEFORE HE CAN HEAR YOUR PRAYERS, AND THE IGNORANT STARTED PAYING THE MONEY TO THEM.

    THEN THE SLAVE TRADER WENT AND DESIGN [ ASO AWON WERE ] TO BECOME BISHOPS. ALL THESE SO CALLES ARE SLAVE TRADERS.

    YORUBA SAID E SA FUN AWON WERE WONYI, TI NWON NPE ARA WON NI WOLI, TI WON WO ASO-OFO ATI AWON WERE YABA APA OSI,

    TI WON NPE ARA WON NI WOLI OLORUN. MO FE KI E MO PE OLORIBURUKU NI GBOGBO WON,
    E SA FUN WON ]

    YES, THEY ARE SUPERDUPERSYAHOO FRAUDRITUALIST YAHOO MR AND MRS. PLEASE KEEP AWAY FROM THEM THEY WILL RUIN YOU, DO NOT MAKE YOURSELF BE A FOOL.

    ALL YOU FOOLS ALIAS [ IGANMUSHE ]
    PLEASE GO TO CHURCH AND PAY ME POUNDS AND DOLLARS IF YOU DO NOT HAVE MONEY , SELL ALL YOUR BELONGING.

    PLEASE WISE UP, BECAUSE THOSE WHO CREATED THIS RELIGION ARE EVIL CONNIVING LITTLE SHIT SLAVE TRADERS, KNIGHT TEMPLARS

    GOD IS NOT A BEGGAR AND HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE WHO NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DIE FOR YOU IN ORDER TO FORGIVE YOU OR DRINK BLOOD.

    SO YOU NEED TO WISE UP AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. DO NOT BE A FOOL, ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS,

    IF YOU ALWAYS ASK QUESTION, YOU DO NOT NEED A PASTOR OR A TEACHER OR PREACHERS OR RELIGION

    WHEN YOU BELIEVES IN YOURSELF SO YOU HAVE SEEN GOD. LET YOUR GOD BE YOUR BRAIN. BECAUSE GOD IS YOUR BRAIN ,

    GOD IS THE WORD THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

    SO WHEN YOU FIND WHO YOU ARE , THEN YOU HAVE SEEN GOD

  4. This Pastorisation job is profitable. Look at how this guy is glittering while most of his congregants are dying of poverty. The requirements for this job is very simple, all you need to have are:

    a. First thing first, enroll yourself at any of Theology or divinity school.
    b. You had to be eloquent and be able to confuse weak minded
    staging a fake miracle.
    c. Ability to memorize bible verses and twist them the way it suit you.
    d. You have to learn how to be pretentious even though you are a bad
    person, you have to learn how to present yourself by looking good to the public.
    e. You don’t necessarily have to be called by God to do this job in as much you
    can rake up amount of Dollars and Euro.

    May God have mercy on those people who have no means of survival than to
    use God’s name to defraud people. The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.
    Don’t think about what is not going to last forever. Verily! Verily I say unto thee the judgement
    will start from all churches and its synagogue.

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