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Muslim Cleric Bans Women From Touching Bananas Bcos They Resemble Male Penis


Dec 13, 2011 – Muslim Cleric Bans Wome From Touching Bananas Because They Resemble Male Penis

According to media reports currently circulating, an unidentified Muslim cleric in Europe has issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables such as bananas, cucumbers, carrots and zucchinis because they “resemble the male penis.”

According to the Egyptian news website Bikya Masr, the cleric, whose diktat was featured in an article on a religion website, el -Senousa said that “if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband should cut the items into small pieces and serve” it to them.

According to the Times of India, liberal Muslims are fairly enraged and embarrassed by the reports. As TOI points out, “repression of women in ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate throughout the world.”

The cleric’s alleged words come after a “scholarly” report by the Majlis al-Ifta al-Aala, Saudi Arabia’s highest Islamic council, warned that if women in Saudi Arabia were allowed to drive, there would be no more virgins in the country because driving may lead to a “surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.”

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. – Martin Luther King Jr.



  1. Lindartist

    December 14, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    Were will ths lead to? if a woman eats it what happen 2 d man’s?…Gosh! Dis’s insane…..

  2. Imiebiakhe T. O

    December 14, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    Na wa o. natural fruits also mean something to dem. the person that banned it am sure is naturally moved mere seeing a banana or carrot, imagine He thinks everyone is like him. Is it in da Quran for female not to touch banana?.

  3. Favour peters

    December 14, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    Bloody bunkum,weda women touch it or nt sexual urge cannnt be abated in dem.

  4. Ismaila Musa Ali s.p

    December 14, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    I dnt knw wht is wrong with other brothers, how can a man start thinking like this, was it writing in the holy Qur’an or Hadiths, this is nt reason the are given pls.

  5. Chris

    December 14, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    Hahahaha very funny

  6. Gabriel Nagaba

    December 14, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    This is absolute ignorance. So, Quran is dynamic? It changes anytime by a human being. Na wa oh for this Muslims ooh. may God finally show u d wright way to follow.

  7. Henry king

    December 14, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    I cant just belive this… He might be looking for fruits that resemble the women‘s breast or vegina so he can also ban men from touchin.sheer stupidity

  8. Joshua

    December 14, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    With all sincerity, in this Jet age and 21st century. There are still people thinking this way.
    I’m sorry, we need to sit them down and talk sense into their head.
    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. – Martin Luther King Jr.

  9. Gadafixy

    December 14, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    Total nonsense…ignorance n stupidity has eatin up dat muslim cleric..he wud av tel d muslim gals dat he’s tempted 2 av sex wen cin dem eatin banana,carrot n cucumber…mayb der shud go n check d holy qu’ran wel 2 c weda it’s der own businez…der don fuck sai galz knw fit do witout sex…or wai d muslim cleric tel men wic kind fruit we knw go eat wai luk lyk boobs n virginia…lol

  10. Bev

    December 15, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    I saw this on other websites and thought it was a joke. Ignorance is a helluva drug. How can anyone even fix their mouths to say something that stupid? People actually follow the directions and advise of someone so lustful himself. Shame on his followers. Next women won’t be able to eat rice or pudding or whatever because it looks like something. SMH.


    December 16, 2011 at 12:18 PM


  12. Saheedoladipo

    December 21, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Wc other way en?it is very unjust 4 u 2 capitalise on sum1 who lack knowledge about d teachings of ISLAM.U should av ask if what d person said is in accordance wit islamic teachings.

  13. chigoo

    February 27, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    its quiet unfortunate that in this era of civilisation, we still reason this way. Its not the way forward,
    lets be realistic about life.

  14. jolly

    February 27, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    vry bad of nigeria

  15. starship4u

    May 22, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    abeg make en barn pawpaw/pineapple cause it looks like the female breast. Good for nothing religion

  16. Om'ola

    May 23, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    Dis is stupidity,so Quaran can change @ anytime,pls where do u see dis 1? Is’t in quaran or bible?am confuse oo

  17. Thakur

    November 9, 2012 at 11:39 PM

    No doubt These idiots are spoiling Globe. I pity for life of those Women in Muslim countries like having a circumcised p***s Hence they dont even know what they are missing here.
    God Help these people.

    Hey there is a Feminazi solution to it : Y cant we ignore and Ban real P***S(s) and accept bananas :D They atleast provide some nutrition :P
    Anyways May be its my frustration because of idiocies of Pakis and other muslims in my Nation. GBU

  18. Angel

    November 10, 2012 at 3:38 AM

    Well, if you all look at the first statement of the third paragraph, then you will see that it’s not about the religion but about one stupid cleric. Liberal muslims feel embarrassed by his statement. Stop making muslims look stupid !!

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